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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:50 PM

Not true! Not True! It was acute alans mustach caught in by butt hair which inspired me to invent velcro.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:47 PM

OverSword has no idea what velcro is.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 06:42 PM

Ouija drinks cola through her nostrils.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:46 PM

When she’s bored, SpiritWriter writes her own obituaries. Then she reads them and cries her eyes out, being unable to decide which one was more touching.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:58 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 13 February 2013 - 07:46 PM, said:

When she’s bored, SpiritWriter writes her own obituaries. Then she reads them and cries her eyes out, being unable to decide which one was more touching.

When Helen is bored she plasters glue and wet newspaper to her nude body and stands super still on the street corner.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 11:04 PM

For extra money SpiritWriter sells unusual sex aids on Craigs list.  Her best selling item is a a packet of live earth worms.  How these are used as a sexual aid depends on how creative you wish to be I suppose.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 11:25 PM

OverSword is an expert on unusual sex aids ............................ actually, he IS an unusual sex aid! :rolleyes:
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 11:36 AM

ouija woke up today earlier than everybody in the house .. unusual
but she went outside and put alot of gifts and boxes of chocolate with cards directed to her and she went back in to sleep

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 03:10 PM

View PostKnight Of Shadows, on 14 February 2013 - 11:36 AM, said:

ouija woke up today earlier than everybody in the house .. unusual
but she went outside and put alot of gifts and boxes of chocolate with cards directed to her and she went back in to sleep
Sadly, this is true, not a lie :cry:

Edited by ouija ouija, 14 February 2013 - 04:05 PM.

But all the time in the back of these things there was the hill-quiet and the stony pastures, and sometimes they made me ashamed of what I was - human and full of a thousand wormy thoughts and selfishness, but more often they were like hands to heal.
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 03:24 PM

ouija is radioactive but rather than glowing green as is the stereo-typical colour, she glows bright pink and gives off the scent of bananas and when she goes to the loo, she glows the entire rainbow.
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 03:53 PM

After eating a good meal Lady Kasey will usually excuse herself and go to stick a finger down her throat.  Not because she is bolemic but because she thought the food was so good she would like to eat it twice! :blink:
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:21 PM

Ew, damn it :lol: ew, ew, ew... and damn it again, I have to censor my first idea inspired with that...
So...

OverSword truly is telekinetic. Selectively telekinetic, but telekinetic.
Let me explain: his supernatural ability manifests itself only during a tornado.
So it’s not that often, but it can be spectacular. Once he wanted only to move his uncle’s barbecue few feet to the left and ended up moving his car and the house two miles to the left. To be honest, his uncle’s house is his car and vice versa, but still, it was remarkable achievement. And if you doubt it was only a coincidence, note that OS wanted to move the barbecue to the left and everything was moved to the left. I rest my case.
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:25 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 14 February 2013 - 04:21 PM, said:

Ew, damn it :lol: ew, ew, ew... and damn it again, I have to censor my first idea inspired with that...
So...
NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I think I know where you were tempted to go and....just.....nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Helen of Annoy, following lady kasey to the ladies room was heard to ask "so, how was your meal?".....................
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:40 PM

STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!!!!!! BOTH of you!
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:40 PM

OverSword is not trying to lure the real me out :lol:

OverSword heard that not because I was yelling that question in the same tone of voice we use in my country instead of telephone, but because he normally uses ladies room whenever he’s in the drag. And you wonder who leaves the seat up... not that I'd ever sit on public toilet. I've developed few new yoga asanas specifically to avoid touching it. OverSword asked me to show him my asanas, thinking they could be more effective than Kegel exercises.


Edit: ouija really meant that.

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