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#5506    monk 56

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 08:48 PM

Hi Helen,

Now being a monk i transport myself back to the 16th Century and the inquisition, "Behold readers the evil temptress reveals herself, she says she is of the line of Berchta or Perchta, she is the ruler of beasts and is the goddess of spinning lies, her picture is below:-

http://en.wikipedia....rchtenmaske.jpg

My brothers will know how to deal with her...evil giggle:-



In truth she is an evil succubus demon, she has a dungeon where she whips men into submission.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

It was in her dungeon where she whipped me into making her vile rocking horse, i will go to hell, but she made me do it, sob!

http://www.peter-jak...ocking-toy.html

( i was looking for an evil rocking horse, but could only find a sleazy one, boy have i left myself open to jokes with last link ha ha!)

Edited by monk 56, 22 February 2013 - 08:58 PM.


#5507    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:21 PM

:lol:
Have you noticed the trail of thread destruction that accidentally follows us?

I know monk56 in the real life, we had the same psychiatrist for a while and he was a nice man and very good specialist until he jumped off the bell tower screaming in unidentified foreign language.
Then we met few years later in another psychiatrist’s waiting room and monk told me he broke another one in the meantime: his former therapist gave his career up and went sheepherding somewhere in the Southern hemisphere.
When I came for the next session, I found locked door with a printed note: "Closed due to illness." and added in shaky handwriting: "The end is near, repent!"
You’ll turn psychiatry into high-risk profession if you keep that pace, monk.

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:33 PM

Helen of Annoy consulted her family doctor for a reference for a psychiatrist.  He directed her to the Primate Studies Center at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:33 PM

Hi Helen,

I know the men in white coats are coming for me with a strait jacket, but i know you need a better rocking horse and you are planning to steal Denver's State Treasure at the airport, what will Denver do without their lovely horse Bluecifer?



My humour is a little too zany, so think i had better go back to my prime thread, before i'm retired to a mental institution ha ha!


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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:43 PM

Sorry, I slipped past monk there.

Monk was the sculptor's model for Bluecifer.

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 10:21 PM

Hi J.K.

The men in white coats are knocking on my door now ha ha!

So i leave you with my swan song on this thread, obviously i have a zany sense of humour that not all will understand, but i think members can have enough of me, see you around the threads as well as Helen, bye!




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Posted 22 February 2013 - 10:31 PM

Monk has relapsed into the astral heights after a long flower sniffing bender, the men in the white coats also have wings and halos.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5513    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 10:52 PM

SpiritWriter doesn’t do astral travelling ever since she abruptly started falling back into her body, missed and fell into her dog’s body. The force of spiritual impact ejected her dog’s mind and it entered the first unoccupied vessel which happened to be SW’s body.
So the dog spent a whole day in human body opening every single box, bag, can, bottle and jar, overeating himself to the point of vomiting. Then he tried to lick himself clean but – oh, the horror, WTF is this – SW’s body couldn’t reach her behind!
SW spent that whole day refusing to admit what’s happening.
Then she finally accepted it’s not just a bad dream and started thinking how to switch their bodies back, but had to use bathroom which is not easy task if you’re in a dog body. So she fell off the toilet and knocked herself unconscious, and once she was knocked out the dog too happily jumped out of her body to greet her in the free astral range.
And they returned each to their own rightful body and lived happily ever after.   
Now, I do admit someone pushed her off the edge of the higher astral plane causing this whole mess but it wasn’t me.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 22 February 2013 - 10:53 PM.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 08:40 PM

Me and spiritwriter switched bodies today and whoever puts thier cursor in the comment box on this thread is next lol. I want to be the one who makes every single entry on this board.

- Helen of Annoy

Edited by SpiritWriter, 23 February 2013 - 08:43 PM.

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#5515    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 08:58 PM

All right, I’m back to my own body. SpiritWriter has too short legs so I felt like Munchkin cat and my feet were dangling in the air while I was sitting in my chair.

SpiritWriter was born with longer legs but she didn’t listen to grownups who would ask her to stop jumping and stomping around so much so her legs shortened.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 09:05 PM

Ok im back in spiritwriters body.. this is fun. I like jumping and stomping. WHEEEE!

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 09:21 PM

Helen, where do you turn this thing that plays in your head off? I can’t think straight while it’s flashing and yelling.

I think I could, say, change Helen's hairstyle while she's away in my body.

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 02:17 PM

Hi Helen,

You think you have problems jumping in and out of bodies, when i did it i got stuck in a gorrilla and now i only want to play the drums!




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Posted 24 February 2013 - 04:10 PM

Before getting stuck in gorilla body, monk was training pancake flipping. Not the ordinary one flip only, it’s a serious sport that could be described as mixture of table tennis and artistic gymnastics. With chance to become Olympic sport. If we start such petition right here, right now...

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 04:34 PM

Helen of Annoy only changed bodies with SpiritWriter because she knows we live on the same block and she's trying to sleep with me.  Forget it Helen, even though you're in someone elses body technically you're still married and i don't sleep with marrie women.  Well not since that angry husand shot me in the foot.