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#5536    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:54 PM

“And that’s why you should do like I do, date only strippers, no surprises, at least not visible ones...” Bat yelled in response, leaving the zoo with the tingling feeling that reminded him he should have taken his antibiotic half an hour ago.

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#5537    the1truebat

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 04:21 AM

Helen's just mad that I'd rather date strippers than her.

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#5538    SpiritWriter

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 05:39 AM

Onetruebat is really superman but he pretends to be batman so that no one ever asks for help. Initially he thought it would help him get girls, but everytime one comes on to him (strippers included), he runs away and hides until lois lane gets herself in trouble again. The real bat man laughs at him about that.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5539    the1truebat

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:45 AM

SpiritWriter is still upset that she couldn't be Batgirl. Mostly because in order to be Batgirl, you actually have to be a girl. Not a 97 pound virgin named Craig, who still lives with mommy. Sorry SpiritWriter, your secret's out.

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#5540    OverSword

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 05:52 PM

the1truebat recently started eating raw Criscotm, He explains that it seems like it would be more convenient than carrying around the 2 litre bottle of LuvLubetm that he normally hauls everywhere he goes. :ph34r:


#5541    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:21 PM

OverSword doesn’t believe in lubrication since the unfortunate accident involving his ex-girlfriend, oriental erotic literature, generous amount of lube and very amused firemen who needed half an hour longer than usual to get the p...pppp... kitty off the tree.

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#5542    SpiritWriter

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 10:49 PM

Helen is the helen off of candyman.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5543    the1truebat

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 03:25 AM

SpiritWriter once woke up next to a male orangutan, and he was the one who was embarrassed

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#5544    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 04:19 PM

the1truebat once punched a mirror in attack of jealousy.

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#5545    AsteroidX

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 06:52 PM

Helen of Annoy is afraid to show her true colors. And uses Black Ink to create Red tape.


#5546    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 08:47 PM

:D

AsteroidX zoomed past Earth recently.
He had no intention to pass so closely and actually had no idea the Earth is there, it just popped out in front of him, so he dropped no.2 in shock.  
“Phew. That was close.” said Asteroid and went on, towards the Sun, but his no.2 was caught by mysterious gravitational pull and it crashed down to Earth. Upon closer investigation, it turned out there’s no mystery at all, it was the egocentric force that already brought down anyone with intention to fly higher than the centre of said egocentric force, or against its direction.

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#5547    Blue Star

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 10:38 PM

Helen Of Annoy never has anything to say....She's just soooooooooo quiet. The mice get trained by her how to not make a sound or ever a squeak....She teaches the blind ones braille too but that's another story.


#5548    the1truebat

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 04:46 AM

And that, folks, is Blue Star's one coherent thought of the day. A clear example of better living through modern chemistry.

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#5549    Blue Star

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 05:00 AM

The1truebat, never got past precipitation in his chemistry class and he still doesn't understand how his tights/ Thats english for pantyhose to you Americano's.... Are supposed to go over his knickers not under them....Will he ever learn????


#5550    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 03:03 PM

Blue Star is private eye previously known as Clue Star.
She was famous for acquiring evidence against cheating husbands until photo and video manipulations ruined all credibility of any kind of recordings.
It’s all about the DNA nowadays and Blue Star is taking biochemistry classes to keep the pace with times and get back in the business, big style.

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