J.K. is the aforementioned photographer. Helen very kindly gave him a free tub(sample size ...... she's not that generous!), of her face cream and you can see the effect it had on his skin from his avatar: the skin has firmed up so successfully that it has caused his lips to be pulled back in a permanent rictus-type grin ......... scary!!!!
Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.
It is only when you form your question precisely and accurately that you receive the true answer.
You all keep referring to me as Queen in the North... I prefer "Your Highness". Or "God", whatever.
Ouija ouija is just jealous that her method of finding eternal youth, the ouija board, didn't work out, and is now using enough pharmaceuticals to give a walrus a facelift in order to achieve her look.
Her highney, Queen in the North says to herself "I just know I can make a superior face cream here in Britain, than that cheap Croation stuff" So she set to work making the British version of the cream. The main ingredient is milk that her hiney personally extracts from from male cows which comes out after a vigorous milking. The other ingredients are top secret.
Bat is just jealous of Overswords way with the ladiieesss.....
Bat also has intimacy issues ,so he tries to sweet talk all the girls,but is repeatedly spurned and told to ,"sod off you ******" repeatedly .
He's joined all the dating sites ,and still can't find a mate .Even a primate will do that this point ,but not even chim chim is interested .
Poor lonely bat .
Simbi raised a bat once, believing she’s raising a kitten. Particularly ugly and slightly malformed kitten, which only added to its charm.
Then one day night ugly kitten flew away. Simbi didn’t see it happen so she thought her kitten got lost or stolen and made “lost kitten” flyers with photo of her baby bat. People would call her to express their disapproval of making fun of lost pets flyers, PETA called to threaten to retaliate for use of animal photo unauthorized by the photographed animal, which is clearly an act of animal abuse, Simbi’s neighbour called to pant in her ear... all in all, no trace of baby kittenbat.
Months have passed, maybe years.
Then Simbi bumped into a man dressed like Batman. “Kitty!” she screamed, hugging the guy tightly “Is that you, itty bitty my tiny kitty, look at you, all grown up and... oh... oh, so you are a boy, I thought you were girl, boys usually have larger heads... so happy to see me too...”
“No, crazy lady, that’s my phone.” he said coldly, unwrapping her hands off his latex-clad body, proving once more that straight guys don’t wear tights.
And up there in the night sky you could see a lonely bat shadow flapping against the Moon, but you couldn't hear him merrily greet his foster mother in ultrasound. Proving once more there's always someone who loves you. who's going to ninja post on me *shakes tentacle*
Edit: it was the1truebat who flipped Simbi off like that. tights-wearer.
Edited by Helen of Annoy, 07 March 2013 - 04:31 PM.
Have I ever lost the plot while reading one of your posts?
The will to live maybe, but not the plot... - Junior Chubb