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#5611    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 09 March 2013 - 07:06 AM

Yes batty,but you're the one going to the bank three times a week, and getting the penny roll,s just to come see me ;)

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#5612    the1truebat

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Posted 09 March 2013 - 07:43 AM

My bad taste in women is no secret. Instead of trying to find Mrs. Right, I keep chasing Miss Right Now.
Anyway, Simbi has always been quite popular at her chosen profession, she's a huge hit at Comic convention after parties. She doesn't even need make up to play a Klingon.

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#5613    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 09 March 2013 - 03:17 PM

Hegh Daq ghiljvlptaH pitok ! Hegh !

Batty is just jealous that oversword knows how to treat a good Klingon woman ,and can keep one .

(what was scary about this,is that an English to romulan to Klingon to vulcan translator ,does exist .Just google it :o)

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#5614    the1truebat

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 02:24 AM

You, young Lady have a very foul mouth. How would I even get the giraffe into the jaccuzzi ?

Simbi has been dumped 917 times at speed dating, she claims they're moving too slow in their relationship.

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#5615    SpiritWriter

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 02:46 AM

1Truebat is more in love with lois lane than ever before and because of her great detective skills, she has found out he has been coming to this discussion board in disguise. Not only does he have to come up with a scheme to cover up the lies hes told but hes gonna have to buy a whole new outfit.

Edited by SpiritWriter, 10 March 2013 - 02:47 AM.

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Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5616    the1truebat

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 02:56 AM

Spirit Writer pretends to be Lois lane, in some vain quest to get me to notice her. The poor dear doesn't realize that Lois is The Big Blue Boyscout's squeeze, not mine. I prefer mine in Leather with cat motiff.

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#5617    Blue Star

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 04:28 AM

the1truebat is in love with ........Posted Image......Or it could be he's in a three some with felix and .....Posted Image

I know he's had a restraining order put on him by ......Posted Image

As it's definitely not this little lady.....She's way too cerebral for the Batty in tights.....Never mind batty.....One day.... You never know, you may well get to lick her shiny, shiny..... shiny boots of leather.


#5618    SpiritWriter

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 04:32 AM

Good one ;-)

Onetruebat got his cape caught on a lamp post and got a bruise on his face from banging against the pole. He took his magical flute out of his belt and started playing a little tune. Because his lip was so fat from the accident he couldn't achieve the right frequencies, so instead of calling on his fellow bats for help, the mice from cinderella showed up with thier garment shears. While he had them under the lamp post he had them arrange his new garment. They scoured around a nearby dumpster for ribbon and a string of costume pearls.  

:)

And blue star was the fairy god mother...

Edited by SpiritWriter, 10 March 2013 - 04:36 AM.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5619    the1truebat

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 04:33 AM

Blue Star wishes she could have me lick things, unfortunately for her, I stay in my own species.

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#5620    the1truebat

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 04:34 AM

Spirit Writer was one of the horses, no one could tell which.

Edited by the1truebat, 10 March 2013 - 04:35 AM.

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#5621    Blue Star

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 04:47 AM

The1truebat stays in his own species, what a strange turn of phase, 'stays in' his own species.....Hummmmm!!
This is true.....But as we all know, men in tight always stick together so closely .....They use certain bits of their own body parts to achieve this but fail after twenty minutes..... Max!.....to sustain it for reasons, I really shouldn't go into here....Needless to say batty in tights gets rather messy.

Edited by Blue Star, 10 March 2013 - 04:47 AM.


#5622    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 04:49 AM

Batty actually likes to lick car battery terminals .No one knows why ,but he likes the way it tickles .
He giggles....Owww,better than pop rocks ....

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#5623    the1truebat

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 04:52 AM

Blue Star doesn't want to tell you how she tries to steal my costumes out of the laundry hamper. Police visits to her house, restraining orders, nothing works. She just wants her a Bat romance, and she won't take no for an answer.

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#5624    the1truebat

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 04:53 AM

And Simbi is her not so bright henchcreature. Gotta get the garden hose, they're back again.

Edited by the1truebat, 10 March 2013 - 04:53 AM.

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#5625    Blue Star

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 05:04 AM

the truth is...The guy in tights, is persistently nagging me desperate, for me to call him...... 'My little pipistrelle'.... I haven't the heart to tell him he's as batty as a..... Aproteles bulmerae.