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#5671    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 05:16 PM

OverSword signed my petition! With tears in his eyes, shook my hand vigorously and told me: “No one appreciates true quality anymore!”
Spritzers can do that to people. Serve them right for pouring water in wine.

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#5672    OverSword

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 06:22 PM

I signed because she told me it was a petition to stop Croations from emigrating to the USA.


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Posted 15 March 2013 - 08:32 PM

:lol:
There are already more people of Croatian descent in US than in Croatia. There’s this tiny island, Susak, hardly anyone left, some 200 people, while there are up to 5,000 descendants of emigrants from Susak in Hoboken, of all places :lol: They used to keep Kennedy's photo on the wall of one (of two existing) village hall, I don't know if it's still there :lol:  


OverSword is one of them, but he would never admit he has anything to do with Hoboken.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 15 March 2013 - 08:33 PM.

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 08:53 PM

Helen of Annoy recently posed for a very famous sculptor.
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Posted 15 March 2013 - 09:12 PM

What OverSword just wrote about Helen posing for a sculptor is a lie(well done ..... you're in the right thread!), because the gorgeous photo is of a piece from his VAST collection(thousands), of items of Hatopus-lady memorabilia. He has a fetish about ladies with a  hatopus covering their face ......... IN FACT, he is not able to, um ....... how can I put this delicately? ....... 'get arou excited' unless his parther is well endowed in the hatopus area.

This ..... this is your life as it passed before other people's eyes.

italics don't really work in comic sans, do they? :/   

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 10:06 PM

ouija is just jealous that I no longer have that same reaction to flower children.
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Posted 16 March 2013 - 12:37 AM

Oversword decided that maybe my little pony isn't too bad, I imagine this is what he gets excited about, after all I found this...

https://encrypted-tb...oNPQ1onGOjUpPke

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 02:12 AM

Wolfpower's obsession with OverSword is getting a little out of hand, not so much for her, although she did spend the last week in school carving "Wolfpower OverSword" across every surface she could find, including but not limited to walls, floors, ceilings, urinals, stalls and billboards. but for O.S., who thought the whole thing was cute and funny right up until Wolfpower sent him a copy of the wedding invitation with his and her pictures in it. Gold embossed, very tasteful, it came with a little note, "I already sent these out, your Grandmother would like you to call her."

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 11:28 AM

The fact is that the 1truebat it experiencing a lot of jealousy over this, so HE was the one who send out the wedding invitation in an attempt to chase OverSword away from me.

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#5680    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 05:32 PM

Wolfpower was banned from visiting zoo because she would make herbivores nervous by staring at them, baring her teeth. Same thing with yoga classes.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 02:14 AM

(but it's so much fun </3 I did get banned doing that at the local warehouse)

Helen loves hiding in peoples toilet and when they sit down at it she'll softly tickle their butts to make them scream. Then she'll jump out and laugh, it gives her an exciting thrill

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 06:13 AM

Wolfpower is very beautiful. :)

Edited by SpiritWriter, 17 March 2013 - 06:16 AM.

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#5683    SpiritWriter

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 06:17 AM

** something happened to the links I tried to provide as examples and i don't want to go back to find them. But one of them was Michael J Fox. :)

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 07:53 AM

Lies and insinuations, I only speak the truth when lying about people.

SpiritWriter is only trying to make Wolfpower self conscious because of her obsession with getting OverSword and Helen to tie the knot. Seriously, this poor girl took a job as a wedding planner and tanked it. Not only was it a total disaster, the horses spooked during the 21 gun salute, they played taps instead of the wedding march, the sculpted ice swans looked like dirty slush chickens. Her boss gave her one more chance, She has to find someone crazy enough to marry OverSword by next Wednesday, why she fixated on Helen is anybodies guess.

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#5685    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 12:23 PM

Truebat didn’t have any problems with ice swans at his wedding. They stood firm and frozen because they were actually made of glass. There’s a firm specialized in making glass sculptures that are then rented as fake ice sculptures for low budget weddings.
Not that his and Robin’s wedding was low budget, they simply redistributed money into more important details, like broomsmaids’ winged costumes and dynamic duo figurines complete with batmobile handmade of organic marzipan on top of rainbow cake.
They redefined fabulous on their wedding day :yes:

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 17 March 2013 - 12:24 PM.

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