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#5686    Knight Of Shadows

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 12:31 PM

helen actually stay awake at night thinking of lies to make up about us
that's why her lies are perfect and scripted very well

by the name of Allah the Gracious the Merciful
Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
truthful was Allah The Most High And Great


#5687    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 12:44 PM

Why, thank you, KoS. I keep your photo at my desk for inspirational purposes. That’s why my creative lying is so full of gays, freaks and aliens.

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#5688    Knight Of Shadows

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 12:53 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 17 March 2013 - 12:44 PM, said:

Why, thank you, KoS. I keep your photo at my desk for inspirational purposes. That’s why my creative lying is so full of gays, freaks and aliens.
we all know that's not the only reason helen keep my pic near

by the name of Allah the Gracious the Merciful
Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
truthful was Allah The Most High And Great


#5689    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 01:10 PM

KoS burnt my picture when he found out I’m cheating on him. The trouble is, he had my picture in his phone, so he also lost all numbers he had stored in the burnt phone, plus his shopping list and his “to do this week” list.
So he’s not doing anything this week, except regretting the decision to burn my picture.
Serve you right.

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#5690    Queen in the North

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 06:44 PM

Helen is an adult baby.

I hope this is a lie.

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#5691    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 07:13 PM

Jesus Christ, I clicked it... this is the last time I’m clicking on any link you post *shakes tentacle*

Queen heard you can get high by licking toads. Since she had no toad handy, she tried with frog because that’s almost the same. But the licked frog turned into Prinz.
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSU_Prinz
Since the morphing happened in her room, she’s now trying to lick Prinz back into frog, but it looks like the transformation is either irreversible, either the amount of saliva needed to trigger it depends on the size of the current shape of the transformed.

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#5692    Queen in the North

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:10 PM

Helen was not at all amused by my Prinz licking activities and even when I collapsed of dehydration, she could not raise a smile.

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#5693    Wolfpower

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:50 PM

Queen of the north was the one who actually invented that adult baby community

Death borders upon our birth,
and our cradle stands in the grave.
Our birth is nothing but our death begun.
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#5694    krypter3

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 12:36 PM

Wolf isn't really a wolf, she's actually a kitteh. :tu:

Edited by krypter3, 18 March 2013 - 12:37 PM.


#5695    Child of Bast

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 01:32 PM

Krypter is often confused with Chancellor Angela Murkel, President Joyce Banda AND Queen Elizabeth II. Sometimes all at once.

'A phantom,' said my Uncle Mycroft, who had just materialised, 'is essentially a heteromorphic wave pattern that gains solidity when the apparition converts thermal energy from the surroundings to visible light. It's a fascinating process and I'm amazed no one has thought of harnessing it - a holographic TV that could operate from the heat given off by an average-size guinea pig.' ~ First Among Sequels, Jasper Fforde

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:04 PM

Kasey leaves bottles of cheapwine on her doorstep hoping to attract her next victim....errr I mean boy friend.


#5697    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:09 PM

OverSword falls for that each time. Each Friday, to be more precise.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 07:18 PM

Helen is just mad because I didn't go to her house first.  What can I say, Lady Kasey lives closer and after I black out I'm not sure where I go.


#5699    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 07:31 PM

Liar.
OverSword lives under the same bridge, two cardboard boxes away from me, while Lady Kasey is three boxes away, in a fancy plastic coffin. It's a storage box, but it looks like a coffin. Anyway, that’s the reason why he stops at her place, snob.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:07 PM

Helen prints out multiple copies of each "lie" that is told about her and pins them to her walls.  Her house will be featured on next season's premiere of "Hoarders."

One's reality is another's nightmare.