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#5926    OverSword

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 05:39 PM

SpiritWriter has been working on an epic poem dedicated to me.


#5927    SpiritWriter

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 08:58 PM

Oversword also writes epic poems to himself, the words are so profound and ambiguous they neither make sense or are allowed to touch the paper. So he sits on his neighbors balcony (thinking this is a romantic place) squeezing ink out of an ?, letting it get all over his hands and singing in a very strange language.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 09:56 PM

SpiritWriters poem was written in Hatopus ink!


#5929    Queen in the North

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:02 PM

OverSword gets high off non-toxic children's felt tip pens. No, it's true, he does.

Unfortunately for him it's merely the placebo effect, brought on by the fact that he had a particularly dumb group of friends as a kid, who told him you could get high off felt tips, rather than Sharpies.

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#5930    SpiritWriter

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:03 PM

Overswords poem was written by glueing leaves all over his body and standing nude in an apple orchard.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5931    SpiritWriter

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:05 PM

And QOTN loves the smell of mr. Sketch markers, she scribbles large purple dots on her neck and wrists each day before she goes to work so she can smell like grape!

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5932    OverSword

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:15 PM

SpiritWriter is willing to try anything once....I mean as long as it's not work or anything like that.


#5933    SpiritWriter

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:21 PM

Thats not true. I tried working before ..

Unlike me Oversword is actually pretty at not not-working... sort of :-/ .. im mean he's pretty good at what he's doing now that is....

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5934    J. K.

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 11:23 PM

Dear, dear SpiritWriter...your writing would be much more legible if you would use the keyboard instead of drawing on your computer monitor.

Edited by J. K., 22 April 2013 - 11:30 PM.

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#5935    notforgotten

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 02:18 AM

JK was in prison once and a gang would tie him up everyday and rape him. But when the gang stop doing this JK turned to them and said, "aren't you going to tie me up anymore"?


#5936    OverSword

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 02:32 PM

notforgotten has been saving his allowance to buy a big pink Harley Davidson with an extra plush seat for his delicate tushy.


#5937    SpiritWriter

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 03:23 PM

Oversword still hasnt given me my shoes back.

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Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5938    OverSword

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 03:33 PM

SpiritWriter is behind on her child support payments to me.


#5939    SpiritWriter

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 04:49 PM

Oversword got himself pregnant.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5940    OverSword

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 05:00 PM

SpiritWriter has plumbers crack.