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#6031    Child of Bast

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 08:02 PM

Don't.

Knock.

My.

Air

Guitars!!! :td:


Helen would never admit it but she's front row, centre at ALL of my concerts. What concert? I'm LEAD SINGER and air guitar afficionado for my band: Luft (air).

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 09:05 PM

Kasey is changing her name again soon to simply 2601.  That's how much she made last year.


#6033    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 08 May 2013 - 06:44 PM

That’s how much push-ups you made. Last year. If we count your intention to do some as 10 push-ups done.

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 04:34 PM

Sometimes, when Helen gets bored at work, she encourages the hatopus to do push-ups. He braces the ends of his tentacles on her shoulders and pushes up ............. unfortunately this results in a slapping, sucking noise which embaresses the heck out of her workmates! :blush:

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#6035    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 06:05 PM

ouija does yoga and it has calming effect. Except when her clothes occasionally give up and she accidentally flashes the class or the neighbours. Once she did particularly demanding asana on the beach when her pants suddenly ripped open and for the reasons known to the Devil himself, a swarm of tourists with cameras had to come by precisely at that moment.    
You can see some of these photos on the Internet, but I'm not that mean to post links.

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#6036    notforgotten

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 02:05 AM

Helen of Annoy hasn't washed her hair in years. She hasn't been able to get that hatopus off her head.


#6037    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 12:01 PM

notforgotten has a tattoo on his back, so vulgar I can’t describe it here. All I can say is that it’s criminally ugly and also contains two spelling errors.
In notforgotten’s defence, he wanted something completely else but he was unaware the girl he never called again after the night they spent together was tattooist’s sister.

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#6038    J. K.

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 02:06 AM

Bad tattoo?  LOL - why do you think Helen wears the hatopus?

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 02:59 AM

I think she's hiding something. :yes:


#6040    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 10:59 AM

You're supposed to lie in this thread.

notforgotten was hiding something too. He had very stressful period in life that set mild mental disorder off. Or in plain words, notforgotten believed he literally had a cow.
Since cows are not allowed in his neighbourhood, he had to keep hiding it until he was kicked in the head by that very same imaginary cow and that kick reset his brain. If you think that was unique case of delusion cured by its own undesirable side effects, you're wrong. It's actually quite common, mostly in politics and love.

So it came and it went away, and you could say it never even happened, if there were no bump on notforgotten's forehead and no overturned bucket on the bedroom floor.

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 09:30 PM

Talk about having cows :unsure2: ...I've seen your children Helen :w00t:


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Posted 13 May 2013 - 01:50 PM

notforgotten tried to become a cowboy one time.  He couldn't figure why his steed wouldn't gallop.  Then someone pointed out that his "steed" had udders.

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#6043    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 06:13 PM

J.K. was the most popular in his class. Because of his epilepsy.
Sometimes it was for real and he couldn’t help it, sometimes it was on request.
Once he was ready for the exam so he set ridiculously high price for fake seizure and we had to turn the school over in search for flash light to trigger the real seizure. Then he gave up and faked one for free.

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 04:02 PM

Helen and the prince of darkness were having a picnic on the unbrightened part of the moon last night. He tried to push her off but it didnt work because there's gravity up there too, albeit a different kind of gravity. She was having fun bouncing up and down and chasing after her floating chicken wings but the sad part is that she couldn't breath. Hatopus rescued her yet again by letting her suck oxegen out of its pores and making like a sky jellyfish/parachute and swim/fly/open-up-for-landing back to earth.

Congrats you two! You make a wonderful pair. :)

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Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#6045    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 05:33 PM

View PostSpiritWriter, on 16 May 2013 - 04:02 PM, said:

Congrats you two! You make a wonderful pair. :)

This is what SpiritWriter says to her socks. Even when her socks don’t match, because it would be mean to object on wonderfulness of a pair just because it doesn’t look paired.

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