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#6046    Feebs

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 11:30 PM

u just dont like the unpairliness of her socks so make a big deal out of it while wearing none x

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#6047    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 04:28 PM

Feebs can sleep standing.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 17 May 2013 - 04:30 PM.

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#6048    Miss Shadows

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 07:57 PM

Helen sleeps in a coffin. She also listens to heavy metal and wears leather, and the last time she decided to headbang, a small village fell down in Taiwan.

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#6049    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 04:35 PM

You’re supposed to lie in this thread.
Except coffin (but I would sleep in it if I had some money to waste on interior decoration) and Taiwan (not fat enough to produce shock waves all the way to the Pacific), everything else is true. Don’t worry, this happens to me all the time, people mistake me for sane person a lot for some mystical reason.


HeartsAreForBreaking once broke someone’s liver by mistake. Still, it was bloody, required hospitalization and left scars and that’s what matters.

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#6050    SpiritWriter

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 05:53 PM

Helens head is so big when she leaned it back after head banging taiwan she caused a tsunami in the Atlantic ocean. She now has thirteen whales stuck in her nasal cavities. The whales are sneezing and blowing out of thier holes trying to get out, causing helen a massive attack of the sniffles. The blames her bad luck on superstition so she's working on getting another whale up there to change the numerology.

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Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#6051    Miss Shadows

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 07:13 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 18 May 2013 - 04:35 PM, said:

You’re supposed to lie in this thread.
Except coffin (but I would sleep in it if I had some money to waste on interior decoration) and Taiwan (not fat enough to produce shock waves all the way to the Pacific), everything else is true. Don’t worry, this happens to me all the time, people mistake me for sane person a lot for some mystical reason.


HeartsAreForBreaking once broke someone’s liver by mistake. Still, it was bloody, required hospitalization and left scars and that’s what matters.

Please, when I break something, I break the whole man :P

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 07:14 PM

SpiritWriter has won the Nigerian lottery 17 times and counting, but is still waiting for her check.

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#6053    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 08:28 PM

HeartsAreForBreaking stole those checks. Seriously. And broke SpiritWriter’s postman in the process, but he didn’t complain much.

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#6054    SpiritWriter

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 02:24 PM

Helen finally told the truth this morning, to the postman as he was "dropping off the mail". Turns out the dog is not his son.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#6055    Synyster Gates

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:57 PM

SpiritWriter secretely loops the barney theme song while dressing up in a skimpy dress and looks at himself/herself in the mirror every day and night while smeering dog feces all over the dumpster that is called home.

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#6056    Exeter

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Posted 25 May 2013 - 03:46 AM

Synyster Gates swears that he doesn't have a feces fetish.

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#6057    the1truebat

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 04:32 AM

Exeter wants to be in Synyster Gates next fetish video.

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#6058    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 10:19 PM

Batty was already in a few of these vids ,wearing a Barney suit ,which he interchanged with a power ranger and teletubbie suit . He won't say which colors tho .Pink ranger ,and yellow teletubbie said they were robbed however .



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#6059    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 05:05 PM

Simbi woke up on the wrong side of her car. "Damn, looks like I've been sleepwalking again."

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#6060    J. K.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 08:07 PM

Helen thinks that she is a GPS unit because she knows the way to San José and can tell you how to get to Sesame Street.

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