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#6076    SpiritWriter

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 08:55 PM

Helen, since she is my (very large) green skinned mother, is the one who taught me how to talk. I'm not as good as it as her. She says ribbit ribbit too, but she gets the angels to translate it for her. Thats why it always sounds like she is singing. :)

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#6077    J. K.

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:30 PM

SpiritWriter is actually multi-lingual.  She speaks 7 different languages.  She hopes that one day she'll actually understand what she's saying.

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#6078    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 05:59 PM

In the meantime, J.K. is working on his telepathic skill, because as you know, telepathy doesn’t depend on languages.
He’s actually doing great, but still has problems focusing, so instead of getting SW’s thoughts, he got football game last evening. It was confusing because the thoughts he sent to SW were not really about that kind of sports. Last Sunday he received the sermon, but that’s all the progress because before he started practicing, he would catch only radio broadcasts.

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#6079    SpiritWriter

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 06:31 PM

But of course my mommy is the best at reading my mind... and also putting thoughts in my mind. She often corrects me when I think I was thinking differently. I know she is the best and I know she can read my mind even when I dont know what im thinking.

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Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 08:54 PM

Spirit likes to smoke 50 cigars in a day while yelling at pedestrians that walk passed her house. As she is yelling, she is also playing the Top Gun anthem on guitar for hours on end, which is then followed by Smoke On The Water. Before it gets dark, she digs holes in her neighbors backyard and barrys her old plates and cups that are covered in mold that she takes from her room that is never cleaned. Her room is full of moldy old plates and cups and her ceiling is yellow from all of the cigars and cigarettes that she smokes while sitting at her computer watching Jersey Shore for half the day.

Edited by Synyster Gates, 20 June 2013 - 08:55 PM.

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Stuck alone inside your head,
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The phone would ring in the empty house,
no one's around!

#6081    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 June 2013 - 06:48 PM

Synyster Gates can play mouth organ. No, seriously. Yes, I know there are different names for that instrument but Gates insists everyone uses the mouth organ term.
When we met, he introduced himself with these words “Oh, hi, I’m Synyster master of mouth organ Gates.” It was a little confusing, but I'm used to strange people. I keep seeing them in the mirrors, for example.
Oh, oh, that reminds me... last Friday SG looked at the spot where mirror used to hang before some clumsy idiot broke it and saw no reflection, because, well, ****, the mirror wasn't there anymore... and he screamed: "Jesus Christ, I'm a vampire!"

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#6082    notforgotten

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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:49 PM

I didn't think that Helen kept mirrors in her house. Why does she do that?...when she has no reflection. It's blood that Helen sucks, not on a mouth organ. I'm still waiting for a glimmer of her teeth in her Avatar.


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Posted 24 June 2013 - 07:14 AM

Notforgotten is a doodoo head.

There's nowhere to run and hide, when you're living to die!
Stuck alone inside your head,
better off dead!
The phone would ring in the empty house,
no one's around!

#6084    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 05:33 PM

Synyster Gates is so hopeless at cursing his parents had to pay for offence classes.
To no avail. While others tell him to go ****-**** **** ****-****** of ******s at ******* ****-******* mother’s ******, he calls them “doodoo heads” :no:

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 12:22 PM

Helen stole my toaster

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#6086    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 04:57 PM

Yes I did.
Because you complained it's not working, while it was only unplugged. People like you deserve no toaster.

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#6087    StriKe

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 06:02 PM

I have been resurrected by Helen.


#6088    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 07:19 PM

Absolutely, according to the contract with my nephew, signed in your blood.

StriKe actually dreamt he's signing a copy of his first published book, not a contract with the devil, but still... the contract is the contract and it is signed.

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#6089    rashore

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 06:42 PM

Helen picks her suckers in public.

Your ad hominem connotes your sciolism. Now that is some funny commentary.

#6090    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 07:23 PM

rashore tried picking them too while she thought no one is looking... hah, no one looking... the video is about to hit million views in two hours, according to my calculations.

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