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#6091    applegrove

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 05:35 AM

Helen of Annoy woke up my whole family last night, she broke in to our house and was baking cupcakes in her bathing suit.

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#6092    sassy3446

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 10:22 AM

p***!  this one above thinks Helen loves cupcakes, that's a lie.????  ...........(freaky!)


#6093    joc

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 09:56 PM

Sassy chose the number 44 in her username only to goad me into posting the truth about her...which is that...she chose the number 44 in her username only to goad me into posting the truth about her....

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#6094    SpiritWriter

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 10:57 PM

Joc thinks number 44s goads are the truth so he swallowed them with no questions. Number 44 is still smirking.

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#6095    joc

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 11:33 PM

SpiritWriter asked me over for dinner...and then served up a bountiful number of 33s.  They were tasty but couldn't compare with the 44s which were last nights desert.

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#6096    Synyster Gates

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 09:17 AM

Joc likes to lick the toes of infected apes while listening to his mother go on and on about how he doesn't have a job and that his guitar wont get him any money because all he does is play Smoke On The Water while watching cats dance in the moonlight after he has smoked large amounts of kief and popped many caps of extacy.

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#6097    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 03:29 PM

“Extacy” was the reason why spelling nazies stormed Synyster’s house and beat him over the head with a dictionary. Hard covers.

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#6098    JMPD1

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 05:27 PM

I'm not one to spread rumors but, Helen was asked to leave the Sythington-Fiske garden party after she washed her feet in the punch bowl, and goosed the local Vicar.  But you didn't hear it from me  ;)

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#6099    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 07:11 PM

Aha, and you didn’t hear from me that  JMPD1 heard that from the Vicar himself, in dressing room of a drag queen cabaret.
God, no, they are not, they only came in for the autographs.

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 02:16 AM

Helen even asked me for an autograph one day...and of course I granted the wish...but where she wanted the autograph was...well...a bit akward to say the least...

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#6101    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 05:08 PM

joc is afraid of cougars and wouldn’t touch one with 10 foot pole.

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#6102    joc

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 09:10 PM

Helen is partly right, I am afraid of the Cougars that she hangs out with at the club where she pole dances on a ten foot pole.  I like to watch Helen dance but geeez...these 75 year old Cougars in leather bikinis just kind of freaks me out...

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#6103    JMPD1

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 09:31 PM

Is that the same club where you won the disco dance competition?   I heard you were later disqualified because the judges found out that you were actually doing the "I gotta goooooo" dance while waiting for the bathroom.

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#6104    SpiritWriter

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 06:45 AM

Jmpd won the competition automatically when he walked into the stage with his florescent parachute pants and strobe light suspenders. He did a couple of spins or whatever, spread his legs and rocked up and down on his tippy toes, but for the most part it was all illusions. He spent his earnings on pigeon and rabbit food. Next he's going to try magic.

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 02:46 PM

SpiritWriter is actually from Ganymede.  I saw her park her cruiser just above the Spaghetti Warehouse downtown...