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#6166    shephardess

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 09:04 PM

Mantis914 was so angry with his agents for botching the mission that he found females for all of them :0


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Posted 23 July 2013 - 09:12 PM

Conveniently enough, Mantis found those females at Shepardess' Mantis Brothel, whose slogan is:
"Our girls TAKE great heads"

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 12:40 AM

Today JMPD1 had a bad pain in his abdomen so he went to the hospital. He was sitting on a table in the ER when the doctor came in and tripped, falling forward and cracking his head against JMPD1's head. Both were quite dizzy and disoriented for a while and then seemed fine except for one thing. Somehow when their heads collided, their consciousness switched places. JMPD's mind is now in the doctor's body and vice versa. JMPD is now checking symptoms on the internet and writing prescriptions and the doctor is in a mental institution, banging his head against the wall and screaming, "I am doctor Wong!, I am doctor Wong!".


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Posted 24 July 2013 - 01:32 AM

Wemember, two wongs do not make a right!


Shepardess applied for a job as my nurse, but I had to let her go.  Whenever she took blood samples, she used a meat cleaver rather than a syringe.

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 01:37 AM

Yes, JMPD1 had to let me go because my blood taking procedure made him hungry all the time.


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Posted 24 July 2013 - 01:47 AM

Unfortunately, when I let Shepardess go, she was dangling 10 stories above the street.  If I hadn't been so hungry, I would have been able to hang on to her.  Fortunately, her fall was broken by a tourist group of failed weight watchers looking for a McDonalds.

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 02:23 AM

I was still holding the meat cleaver when I fell and the resulting carnage made JMPD1 so hungry he fainted and fell with a huge splat on the sidewalk. At that precise moment, his consciousness re-entered his own body in the mental hospital, however, Dr. Wong refuses to leave since he has nowhere to go so the two of them are sharing the same body.


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Posted 24 July 2013 - 09:12 PM

And that is how Shepardess left us, leaving to pursue her life long dream of being a professional traveling kazoo player with the Zambian Philharmonic Orchestra.

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 01:40 AM

JMPD1 finally got rid of Dr Wong by going to an opium house in Chinatown.* He was last seen hitchhiking to Seattle to start a new career as an exotic dancer in a cannabis club.

*Not meant as an insult to Chinese people*

Edited by shephardess, 26 July 2013 - 01:42 AM.


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 01:54 PM

View Postshephardess, on 26 July 2013 - 01:40 AM, said:

JMPD1 finally got rid of Dr Wong by going to an opium house in Chinatown.* He was last seen hitchhiking to Seattle to start a new career as an exotic dancer in a cannabis club.

*Not meant as an insult to Chinese people*

After tracking Shephardess to Seattle's Chinatown, it was quite easy as she was a rabid fan of JMPD's onstage antics as an exotic dancer.  I now plan to send in my most fit Mantis as a dancer and woo her away for a second to place yet another homing device.  This can't fail...


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 05:15 PM

Mantis sleeps under a smelly piece of cardboard. He claims hes under cover.

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 12:58 AM

View PostSpiritWriter, on 27 July 2013 - 05:15 PM, said:

Mantis sleeps under a smelly piece of cardboard. He claims hes under cover.

After revealing my base headquarters, I had no choice but to send my Manti agents to detain the rogue Spiritwriter.  After a brief gun battle, she managed to escape however there will be another time....


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Posted 28 July 2013 - 12:59 AM

Mantis gave up a multi-million dollar fortune to become a tin-can collecting crazy cat lady, and threw a hissy fit to find Spiritwriter sleeping over his street grate.

Edited by JMPD1, 28 July 2013 - 01:01 AM.

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 02:23 AM

Jmpd is a mutant form of his previous self. He is triple the size (currently five foot ten) and only half as ugly but he still scares cat ladies in the dark.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:24 PM

SpiritWriter has a collection of shrunken heads under her bed. She plans on giving them to trick or treaters on Halloween..