Today JMPD1 had a bad pain in his abdomen so he went to the hospital. He was sitting on a table in the ER when the doctor came in and tripped, falling forward and cracking his head against JMPD1's head. Both were quite dizzy and disoriented for a while and then seemed fine except for one thing. Somehow when their heads collided, their consciousness switched places. JMPD's mind is now in the doctor's body and vice versa. JMPD is now checking symptoms on the internet and writing prescriptions and the doctor is in a mental institution, banging his head against the wall and screaming, "I am doctor Wong!, I am doctor Wong!".
Unfortunately, when I let Shepardess go, she was dangling 10 stories above the street. If I hadn't been so hungry, I would have been able to hang on to her. Fortunately, her fall was broken by a tourist group of failed weight watchers looking for a McDonalds.
Quote of the Year 2006: HAY! I did more then just say I wanna be ina a man sammich! - SC
You have the right to remain silent. You might want to think about exercising that right more often
I was still holding the meat cleaver when I fell and the resulting carnage made JMPD1 so hungry he fainted and fell with a huge splat on the sidewalk. At that precise moment, his consciousness re-entered his own body in the mental hospital, however, Dr. Wong refuses to leave since he has nowhere to go so the two of them are sharing the same body.
JMPD1 finally got rid of Dr Wong by going to an opium house in Chinatown.* He was last seen hitchhiking to Seattle to start a new career as an exotic dancer in a cannabis club.
*Not meant as an insult to Chinese people*
After tracking Shephardess to Seattle's Chinatown, it was quite easy as she was a rabid fan of JMPD's onstage antics as an exotic dancer. I now plan to send in my most fit Mantis as a dancer and woo her away for a second to place yet another homing device. This can't fail...
Mantis sleeps under a smelly piece of cardboard. He claims hes under cover.
After revealing my base headquarters, I had no choice but to send my Manti agents to detain the rogue Spiritwriter. After a brief gun battle, she managed to escape however there will be another time....