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#6511    Emeraldgemheart

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 06:54 PM

Hugh is not actually a psychic spy. He just works for S.H.E.I.L.D
(Avengers joke)

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#6512    DecoNoir

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 07:21 PM

Emeraldgemheart is just upset because their hearts really a sapphire.

I reject your reality, and substitute my own! Mostly because yours is boring as hell.

#6513    Emeraldgemheart

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 09:54 PM

DecoNoir actually stole his fedora from a institute for the criminally insane.

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#6514    SpiritWriter

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:00 AM

Emeraldgemheart has to wear her fedora tipped to shade her eyes. Pleasw be weary to look directly into them.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#6515    DecoNoir

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:32 AM

SpiritWriter actually gets her writing from a guy named Jeff who lives down the hall. He may seem weird but is actually cool enough to help you move a couch if you ask.

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#6516    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 03:57 AM

DecoNoir is actually the guy Jeff,  down the hall from spirit writer.
He helps by sitting on the couch while other people move it.
He hates being called Jeff. He goes a little weird if you do so... Word to  the wise.

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#6517    DecoNoir

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 04:23 AM

I have the nasty habit of performing necromancy when refered to by my slave name.

Simbi, while appearing human, is actually a loose conglomerate of parts assembled by the gremlins in his avatar. When his body fails, sitcom shenanigans are inevitable.

I reject your reality, and substitute my own! Mostly because yours is boring as hell.

#6518    SpiritWriter

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 04:55 AM

Deconoir was eaten by a vat of nuclear slime and then spit out as... well, as you can see...

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#6519    DecoNoir

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:28 AM

Only because SpiritWriter pushed me in after I cam to exact my revenge for being sold into child slavery. The slavers carved my lips off and thus I have my wicked smile!

I reject your reality, and substitute my own! Mostly because yours is boring as hell.

#6520    Emeraldgemheart

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 12:42 PM

DecoNoir didn't have his lips cut off, he just dyed them black.

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#6521    shephardess

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 06:55 PM

Emeraldgemheart was raised by wolves in the Black Forest. That's why she's so fond of Sushi, having eaten everything raw for her first years of life.


#6522    The Mule

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 11:24 PM

Shephardess enjoys dressing up as little bo peep and walking the streets at night

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#6523    DecoNoir

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 12:10 AM

The Mule is self reserved do to an insecurity that he may in fact just be a stunted horse.

I reject your reality, and substitute my own! Mostly because yours is boring as hell.

#6524    SpiritWriter

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 12:12 AM

The Mule has two carrots hidden undeneath his lips. He stole them out of Emeraldgem's garden and is hiding them until he meets up with Shepardess again. He thinks the gift is gonna be good luck in getting her to be his new girlfriend.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#6525    SpiritWriter

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 12:13 AM

But DecoNoir challenges The Mule to a carrot duel before he gets his chance with her.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung