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#6571    SpiritWriter

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 05:03 AM

PlanB was twerking too but his booty wasn't big enough to impress anyone. In a moment of desperation he resorted to PlanC, which was even less attractive and a whole lot more embarrassing. He didn't get arrested but he did leave brown skid marks on the floor.

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#6572    HeathenRoyalty

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 06:39 AM

SpiritWriter loves a scruffy looking nerd-herder.


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Posted 02 October 2013 - 04:17 PM

Heathen is actually that scruffy looking nerd-herder.

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:28 AM

EmeraldGemHeart had a private meeting in a dark wood near a moon glistened swamp with a few alligators and all the other carebears. It was a secret meeting so I don't know what they talked about.

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:32 AM

SpiritWriter is still miffed she wasn't invited to the meeting given her mystical nature as a spirit

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:35 AM

Skeptical is miffed that he lost his special spirit spectacles, especially since I'm sitting next to him at the meeting.

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#6577    Emeraldgemheart

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 01:58 PM

SpiritWriter made up the lie that I'm a carebear. In truth, I violently murdered every one of them.

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 02:11 PM

No emeralgemheart really is a carebear she just was temporarily possessed by the grapeman who controlled her from behind his purple smoke and large crystal ball. Emeraldgemheart just woke up and is still grumpy. Itll all wear off soon enough.

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#6579    Emeraldgemheart

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 02:47 PM

No, really. I'm not a carebear. *truth*

Spirit Writer made up that lie because she wants to be a sparkly gem like me.

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:43 PM

Emeraldgemheart is still lying about being a carebear.


#6581    ZOD

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:47 PM

HeathenRoyalty knows how to spot a Carebear because he's actually Darkheart, the antagonist from Carebears Movie 2.|


...yeah thats right....i know my carebears

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:49 PM

Damn!!

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#6583    SpiritWriter

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 06:05 AM

If Heathen Royalty can't find a husband soon he is doomed to be a mere princess forever. :D

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 08:41 PM

SpiritWriter wants to be my husband :w00t:


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 05:11 AM

Heathenroyalty wants me for my Rolex watches. His current crown is made from hickory sticks.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung