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#1    thefirstman


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Posted 21 July 2010 - 11:48 AM

Post your favourite chuck Norris facts, me and a few friends have done this and it's hilarious.lol

I'll start:

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Posted 23 July 2010 - 04:20 PM

There is no handicap parking, only parking reserved for Chuck Norris. They call it handicap parking because if you park there you will be handicapped.

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Posted 23 July 2010 - 05:10 PM

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...
Horses brag about being hung like Chuck Norris.

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Posted 23 July 2010 - 07:51 PM

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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