The Silver Thong, on 24 July 2010 - 10:04 PM, said:
Awesome, now I can avoid the middle man lol. Get on board Mid we ain't leavin with out ya
Would be pretty wild though watching earth become smaller and smaller then BAM light speed my brother. What would that look like if you had a window seat LOL
"Light Speed thru the Window Seat!"
AS we board for our trip of uncernity We get our departing drink orders taken from our host and are seated into the Viewing Deck`s.
All given Megagalacticgargleblaster to Drink before they Give us the peanuts and other snacks.
Each window is about the Size of ? Well The Size is far beond description Its Hundreds of Feet in each direction.
The Seats are just a pedastal thats padded. No back rest nor arm rest,or Drink holders ?
Now Im getting worried.
But as the Departure Buzzer Blast for our Acceleration Blast,We never even Feel a slightest Movement !
At first glance out the Window Its Clear to See that Speed of Light Is like no other travel ever experienced!
ITs All just Pure White Light ! Not even a Slight Differenc in shades of Color or Anything !
Im Getting really Miffed now !
I ask the Aliens whats up !
THey reply This is all there Is We were there !
??? Now Ive Gone fast in many rides in my Life ,but This was a Let Down! I wanted to at least Shake and rattle And See Streaming Rays of Light`s and Planets Go by ,ANd See my Hadd in front of my face melt
and Cool stuff Like that!
So Were fourty two Trillion Light Years from Earth it took fourty two Seconds to do the entire trip and That was it?
Oh Well I guess they have been doin it for long enough thats its boreing to them!
I can See why they come to Earth now !
THe women on there Planet Love Earth Men !
Because most of us Last longer than fourtytwo Seconds !