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#1    LucidElement

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 05:46 AM

These are always interesting baffling questions to ask... let's see what you guys got??

***Why do they call it a airport, if its on ground?***

***Why do people always get closer to the car cd player, when someone says "listen to this part" instead of the speakers lol?***

***If God can do ANYTHING, can he create a rock he can't lift?***

***Why do you park on a drive-way....but drive on a park-way?***

***Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?***

KEEP IT GOING... THOSE ALWAYS INTEREST ME HAHAH...

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 06:51 AM

View PostLucidElement, on 17 August 2010 - 05:46 AM, said:

These are always interesting baffling questions to ask... let's see what you guys got??

***Why do they call it a airport, if its on ground?***

Because it's a base which brings you to air (via aeroplanes)

***Why do people always get closer to the car cd player, when someone says "listen to this part" instead of the speakers lol?***

Because they aren't using their brains which is common among humans

***If God can do ANYTHING, can he create a rock he can't lift?***

Nope, anything limiting a "Gods" power can not be made according to Theory.

***Why do you park on a drive-way....but drive on a park-way?***

Because English is a messed up language...

***Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?***
Because there's a lack of oxygen inside.. Open up the cap and watch the whole of it stick to the bottle after a while...

KEEP IT GOING... THOSE ALWAYS INTEREST ME HAHAH...


I'm sorry. I'm such a geek. I just had to answer.


Here are my own:

***Ever wonder why "Therapist" is spelled exactly the same as "The Rapist"?***

**Why a vegetarian eats vegetation but a humanitarian doesn't eat humans?***

***Why you can turn the lights "out" but the stars are "out" when they're shining?***

***Why "lived" backwards is spelled "Devil", and "live" spelled backwards spells "Evil"?***

***Why "God" spelled backwards is "Dog"?***


***Why children are called "kids" if a "kid" is a baby goat?***

***Why a 'movie' doesn't move and why a 'waiter' doesn't wait?***

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 03:43 AM

nice work lol.. cmon people chime in.

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 10:59 PM

Why do people call a highway a highway when its on the ground?

"You can't have your cake and eat it to"
Why not its my cake!!

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Why close the first door?


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Posted 26 August 2010 - 04:11 AM

What kind of people would live on a planet with a green sky and purple grass?

If said grass was purple, what color would weed be on that world?

Could we ever run into such a planet?

Why did people name dogs dog, which is God backwards, yet decide that our feline overlords should have a name that is meaningless when spelled backward?


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Posted 30 August 2010 - 09:28 PM

why is it when you want something you cant have it but when you dont its right in front of your face?

ever wonder why people want what they cant have but wont have what will make them truly happy?

ever wonder why people hide there true feelings of like or love out of fear?


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Posted 30 August 2010 - 09:33 PM

If a blind and deaf man put a pizza into a microwave, how would he know when it was finished?


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Posted 30 August 2010 - 09:38 PM

You know i saw this thread title and immediately started singing along to a song i knew when i was little,my gran used to sing it to me. And reflecting on that....its a minor miracle i'm not more damaged....

Here it is:

Ever stop to think, as the years go by,
when everbody here will eventually die,
they wrap you up in a big white shirt.
and cover you and smother you with rocks and dirt.

Then the worms crawl in,the worms crawl out,
they go in thin and they come out stout,
they bring their friends,and their friends too,
and oh! what a helluva mess they make of you!

My gran was a lovely soul,although why she decided to pass this song on is beyond me  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited by thefirstman, 30 August 2010 - 09:38 PM.

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Posted 30 August 2010 - 09:39 PM

View Postkurethmu, on 30 August 2010 - 09:33 PM, said:

If a blind and deaf man put a pizza into a microwave, how would he know when it was finished?


How do deaf people know if someone is screaming or just yawning??? :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

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Posted 04 September 2010 - 12:32 AM

lol i would just assum everyone is yawning lol

ever stop and think why you cant rip the tags off the pillows and mattress...why is it agains the law?!


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Posted 04 September 2010 - 02:31 AM

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***Why a 'movie' doesn't move and why a 'waiter' doesn't wait?***  

Umm... they do.  :blink:

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Posted 04 September 2010 - 02:38 AM

why is there only 1 monopolies commission ??  :innocent:

Edited by maca 01, 04 September 2010 - 02:38 AM.

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Posted 08 September 2010 - 04:51 PM

Ever stop to wonder why these things catch our attention? lol.


And I think the tags have to do with resale. If the tags get ripped off, it could be stolen property, same reason books can't be sold if they're missing their front covers.


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Posted 27 September 2010 - 05:55 PM

If a Doctor really knows what he's doing, why does he have a practice?:huh:

And all dead years draw thither, and all disastrous things...  
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