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#1    MissMelsWell

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 02:35 AM

This photograph appeared on MSNBC this week.... clearly this is a TSA agent copping a feel of a business traveler: Write a great caption!

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#2    The Mule

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 03:05 AM

You realize you need a special permit to import keilbasa into this country....


It looks just like a penis.....only smaller...

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#3    The Mule

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 03:15 AM

...a little penecillan and you'll be just fine....

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 03:16 AM

....relax.... I used to milk the cows back on the farm....

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 03:18 AM

...just a little customs problem....we'll have this straightened out in no time.....

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 03:20 AM

sir I need you to  turn your head and cough

I would like to bring attention to the newest member of the endangered species list: Common Sense.

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 03:21 AM

...I'm suddenly reminded of my pet turtle....when he'd hide in his shell...

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#8    Eldorado

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 03:21 AM

"Sir, we can't just take your word for it that you have balls of steel."

Edited by Eldorado, 19 November 2010 - 03:22 AM.


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Posted 19 November 2010 - 03:26 AM

So, you come here often?

I am the guy with the stick.

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 03:32 AM

Sir, I'm ith the I.R.S., just try and relax.

I am the guy with the stick.

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 04:44 AM

"All clear!  Enjoy your flight ma'am.. *cough*.. I mean sir."


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Posted 19 November 2010 - 07:37 AM

Oh no, you won't be working with me today. I'm just the fluffer.

I am the guy with the stick.

#13    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 06:11 PM

:lol:  :rofl:  :lol: *applauds*
(at your captions, people, not at the photo)

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 06:20 PM

There you go sir...it won't fall off again ..I promise.. good as new!!

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 07:44 PM

I hate these new vending machines i just want what i have paid for, now if i just stretch out my fingers i should just be able to grab the packet.

Where it states "For official use only" - gently rub a white wax candle over the area indicated.




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