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#16    Princess Tumbleweed

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 05:10 PM

View Postrashore, on 06 January 2011 - 04:42 PM, said:

Good: it's the UPS guy with an anticipated package
Bad: it's the leo coming to shoot your dog
interesting: it's a salesman with samples of products from the future

An overstock of winter squash at harvest time.

Good: you buy some
Bad: they have mold spots
Interesting: it's summer sqaush

You answer the phone

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 05:15 PM

An overstock of winter squash at harvest time.

Good: we can play with food
Bad: you slip on squashed squash, fall and now your butt and your arm really hurt
Interesting: the X-rays of your arm reveal unidentifiable, small, metallic, possibly alien implant

David Icke buys you a drink in local pub.



Edit: damn, I'm slow


YOu answer the phone.

Good: it's God himself
Bad: the Rapture is scheduled for tomorrow
Interesting: she's making the list and asks for your opinion


So, David Icke buys you a drink in local pub.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 06 January 2011 - 05:19 PM.

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#18    Princess Tumbleweed

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 03:54 AM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 06 January 2011 - 05:15 PM, said:

An overstock of winter squash at harvest time.

Good: we can play with food
Bad: you slip on squashed squash, fall and now your butt and your arm really hurt
Interesting: the X-rays of your arm reveal unidentifiable, small, metallic, possibly alien implant

David Icke buys you a drink in local pub.



Edit: damn, I'm slow


YOu answer the phone.

Good: it's God himself
Bad: the Rapture is scheduled for tomorrow
Interesting: she's making the list and asks for your opinion


So, David Icke buys you a drink in local pub.
Good: I get a free drink
Bad: he starts to talk
Interesting: He has had 1 to many hits of LSD today

Your boss calls you into the office for a private meeting

Edited by Princess Tumbleweed, 07 January 2011 - 03:57 AM.

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#19    Bracket

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 03:58 AM

View PostPrincess Tumbleweed, on 07 January 2011 - 03:54 AM, said:

Good: I get a free drink
Bad: he starts to talk
Interesting: He has had 1 to many hits of LSD today

Your boss calls you into the office for a private meeting

Need a new scenario, Princess.

Edit: Nevermind.  :rofl:

Edited by Bracket, 07 January 2011 - 03:58 AM.

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:31 AM

You boss call you into the office for a private meeting....:

Good: The last time that happened to someone they got a pay increase.
Bad: The ten times it happened before that all ten people got fired.
Interesting: The boss is supposed to be on vacation until next week.

Your favourite singer releases a new CD.


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Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:59 AM

View PostTitanicneversank, on 07 January 2011 - 08:31 AM, said:

You boss call you into the office for a private meeting....:

Good: The last time that happened to someone they got a pay increase.
Bad: The ten times it happened before that all ten people got fired.
Interesting: The boss is supposed to be on vacation until next week.

Your favourite singer releases a new CD.
Good: I need a new song to sing :yes:
Bad: it has depressing words    :cry:
Interesting: it keeps skipping on...it's his fault, it's his fault, it's his fault  :blink:

you go back in time to 1983

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 05:42 PM

View PostPrincess Tumbleweed, on 07 January 2011 - 08:59 AM, said:

Good: I need a new song to sing :yes:
Bad: it has depressing words    :cry:
Interesting: it keeps skipping on...it's his fault, it's his fault, it's his fault  :blink:

you go back in time to 1983
Good: I知 young again
Bad: I知 young again
Interesting: being young doesn稚 feel so good if you have an adult mind

You can smell fried calamari in your room.

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 06:17 PM

You can smell fried calamari in your room...

Good: You like calamari
Bad: You just ate a pizza and aren't hungry
Interesting: You've got the house to yourself and you haven't been cooking.

The power goes off while you're watching the TV news


#24    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 06:47 PM

View PostTitanicneversank, on 07 January 2011 - 06:17 PM, said:

You can smell fried calamari in your room...

Good: You like calamari
Bad: You just ate a pizza and aren't hungry
Interesting: You've got the house to yourself and you haven't been cooking.

The power goes off while you're watching the TV news
Good: TV news make me laugh (hysterically), cry and pull my hair
Bad: washing machine, lights and computer are not working either, obviously
Interesting: I知 in the romantic mood. Must be the candle light.

You suddenly wake up in 3AM and there痴 Santa Claus costume on your bedroom floor.

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 12:05 AM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 07 January 2011 - 06:47 PM, said:

Good: TV news make me laugh (hysterically), cry and pull my hair
Bad: washing machine, lights and computer are not working either, obviously
Interesting: I知 in the romantic mood. Must be the candle light.

You suddenly wake up in 3AM and there痴 Santa Claus costume on your bedroom floor.

Good: You were at a crazy halloween party the night before
Bad: Santa is laying next to you
Interesting: You're Jewish

You meet someone of the opposite sex that has the same exact interests as you.

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 03:37 AM

View PostBracket, on 08 January 2011 - 12:05 AM, said:

Good: You were at a crazy halloween party the night before
Bad: Santa is laying next to you
Interesting: You're Jewish

You meet someone of the opposite sex that has the same exact interests as you.

Good: You will have a lot to talk about

Bad: Both of you are married

Interesting: You meet at a singles bar


You meet a friend for lunch

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 04:12 AM

View PostPrincess Tumbleweed, on 08 January 2011 - 03:37 AM, said:


You meet a friend for lunch

Good: Yay!  You can catch up on gossip woot!
Bad: It's because she wants to borrow money, and OH there sweets, you get to pick up the tab too.
Interesting: She wants to tell you that she got married in Vegas the day before... to your mother.

You see an old boyfriend in the mall.

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 06:00 AM

View PostEnid Nimue, on 08 January 2011 - 04:12 AM, said:

Good: Yay!  You can catch up on gossip woot!
Bad: It's because she wants to borrow money, and OH there sweets, you get to pick up the tab too.
Interesting: She wants to tell you that she got married in Vegas the day before... to your mother.

You see an old boyfriend in the mall.

Good: you look great, just had your hair and nails done

Bad: you have toilet paper dragging behind you stuck on the bottom of your shoe and you don't know it

Interesting: He is holding hands with your new boyfriend


You get a flower delivery

Edited by Princess Tumbleweed, 08 January 2011 - 06:02 AM.

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 06:26 AM

View PostPrincess Tumbleweed, on 08 January 2011 - 06:00 AM, said:

Good: you look great, just had your hair and nails done

Bad: you have toilet paper dragging behind you stuck on the bottom of your shoe and you don't know it

Interesting: He is holding hands with your new boyfriend


You get a flower delivery

Good: They're from an ex, saying they want you back
Bad: They were delivered to the wrong address
Interesting: They're from you

Congradulations, you have just become president of the United States.

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 01:35 PM

View PostBracket, on 08 January 2011 - 06:26 AM, said:

Good: They're from an ex, saying they want you back
Bad: They were delivered to the wrong address
Interesting: They're from you

Congradulations, you have just become president of the United States.
Good: I値l force big companies to bring the production back from China to US, hang few brokers and bankers for high treason etc., so I値l heal the economy, revive the middle class and ensure decent life for everyone
Bad: troglodytes will call me socialist and assassinate me  
Interesting: my last words were: **** you stupid, I致e shown the way, my job is done. I also flipped a bird and a photo of that moment is now iconic and people have it printed on their t-shirts.

You致e been dreaming the same dream each night for two weeks now.

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