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#31    Bracket

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 05:53 AM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 08 January 2011 - 01:35 PM, said:

Good: Iíll force big companies to bring the production back from China to US, hang few brokers and bankers for high treason etc., so Iíll heal the economy, revive the middle class and ensure decent life for everyone
Bad: troglodytes will call me socialist and assassinate me  
Interesting: my last words were: ď**** you stupid, Iíve shown the way, my job is done.Ē I also flipped a bird and a photo of that moment is now iconic and people have it printed on their t-shirts.

Youíve been dreaming the same dream each night for two weeks now.

Good: They're of the person you've had a crush on for years
Bad: They're of the person who has had a crush on you for years
Interesting: They're of your grandmother

You are the first person on mars.

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

#32    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 03:25 PM

View PostBracket, on 09 January 2011 - 05:53 AM, said:

Good: They're of the person you've had a crush on for years
Bad: They're of the person who has had a crush on you for years
Interesting: They're of your grandmother

You are the first person on mars.
Good: Itís inhabited.  
Bad: They donít like you.
Interesting: They like me.

You are the second person on Mars.

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#33    Tia

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 09:10 AM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 09 January 2011 - 03:25 PM, said:

Good: Itís inhabited.  
Bad: They donít like you.
Interesting: They like me.

You are the second person on Mars.

Good: I'm not alone.
Bad: The other person will only talk to themselves.
Interesting: Luckily they only speak crap anyway.

You are lost in the middle of the forest with no food or water....

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Gandhi.
HEY I WON!

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 09:19 AM

You are lost in the middle of the forest with no food or water...

Good: You've been wanting to go on a diet.
Bad: You don't know a poisonous toadstool from a tasty mushroom.
Interesting: The only way to find out is to bite it.....

An important client invites you to his box at the opera on the same night as a big football match that you paid a fortune to get tickets for....


#35    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 07:08 PM

View PostTitanicneversank, on 10 January 2011 - 09:19 AM, said:

You are lost in the middle of the forest with no food or water...

Good: You've been wanting to go on a diet.
Bad: You don't know a poisonous toadstool from a tasty mushroom.
Interesting: The only way to find out is to bite it.....

An important client invites you to his box at the opera on the same night as a big football match that you paid a fortune to get tickets for....
Good: I have some sins to repent. And I still have time to sell my tickets.  
Bad: Iím not that religious. And I donít want my money back, I want my tickets! Damn!
Interesting: That important client put earphones on in the opera. And I swear I can hear the voice of commentator and the screaming football crowd, leaking out of his earphones.

Thereís a monkey on your back. Not a metaphor, real monkey.

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Posted 11 January 2011 - 09:22 AM

You have a real monkey on your back...

Good: He's a cute little baby monkey and you like little animals.
Bad: He has a runny tummy and you're wearing your best shirt.
Interesting: His angry mother is gonna come looking for you when she finds he's missing.

You've booked a hotel but your in-laws insist you stay in their guest room for your week's vacation.


#37    Tia

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Posted 11 January 2011 - 10:15 AM

View PostTitanicneversank, on 11 January 2011 - 09:22 AM, said:

You have a real monkey on your back...

Good: He's a cute little baby monkey and you like little animals.
Bad: He has a runny tummy and you're wearing your best shirt.
Interesting: His angry mother is gonna come looking for you when she finds he's missing.

You've booked a hotel but your in-laws insist you stay in their guest room for your week's vacation.


Good: It's free
Bad: The walls are paper thin and you'd planned on a marathon sex session.
Interesting: The In-laws actually start before you and your partner and have quite a few new games for you to pick up.

You've won a free trip overseas but to claim it you must destroy your only childs favourite possession.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Gandhi.
HEY I WON!

#38    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 11 January 2011 - 06:50 PM

View PostTia, on 11 January 2011 - 10:15 AM, said:

Good: It's free
Bad: The walls are paper thin and you'd planned on a marathon sex session.
Interesting: The In-laws actually start before you and your partner and have quite a few new games for you to pick up.

You've won a free trip overseas but to claim it you must destroy your only childs favourite possession.
Good: Iíve won something at last. And even better: No way Iíd do that to any child.
Bad: There actually are people in this world that would.
Interesting: It was a trick request, only people who refuse to destroy childís favourite possession get their free trip overseas.

You grew a third eye on the back of your head.

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#39    Titanicneversank

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 07:01 AM

You grew a third eye on the back of your head....

Good: Have you seen the way some people drive?  You need it.
Bad: Seeing ahead and behind at the same time gives you a headache.
Interesting: Which way round do you wear your sunglasses?

Your flight is delayed by a day and the airline won't pay for a hotel.


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Posted 12 January 2011 - 03:25 PM

View PostTitanicneversank, on 12 January 2011 - 07:01 AM, said:

You grew a third eye on the back of your head....

Good: Have you seen the way some people drive?  You need it.
Bad: Seeing ahead and behind at the same time gives you a headache.
Interesting: Which way round do you wear your sunglasses?

Your flight is delayed by a day and the airline won't pay for a hotel.

Good: you didn't get to see the city you stoped in

Bad: You left your carry on bag that held your wallet and cel phone in the taxi cab

Interesting: You learn how much a begger can make in 24 hours


Your new boss meets your old boss

The Mighty oak was once a little nut that stood its ground


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#41    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 05:17 PM

Your new boss meets your old boss



Good: they deserve each other
Bad: I donít deserve either of them
Interesting: both are so frustrated Iím not on the Facebook

You meet your doppelganger.

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#42    Bracket

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 05:45 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 12 January 2011 - 05:17 PM, said:

Your new boss meets your old boss



Good: they deserve each other
Bad: I donít deserve either of them
Interesting: both are so frustrated Iím not on the Facebook

You meet your doppelganger.

Good: He's just like me
Bad: He's just like me
Interesting: It's a girl  :blink:

You've just inhereted hundreds of thousands of dollars from the crazy old dead uncle that you hated.

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 12:45 AM

View PostBracket, on 12 January 2011 - 05:45 PM, said:

Good: He's just like me
Bad: He's just like me
Interesting: It's a girl  :blink:

You've just inhereted hundreds of thousands of dollars from the crazy old dead uncle that you hated.

Good: I have money!

Bad: I have to go to a funeral

Interesting: It is all in coins

The local news is parked in front of your house

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 04:30 AM

View PostPrincess Tumbleweed, on 13 January 2011 - 12:45 AM, said:

The local news is parked in front of your house

Good: I always wanted to be on the teevee box!
Bad: My grandmother has apparently accused me of burning her house down.
Interesting: My grandmother died 8 years ago...



You wake up in the morning to discover that your limbs have been replaced with giant sausage links.

"Rock and roll is fun but if you ever hear someone
Say you are huge, look at the moon, look at the stars, look at the sun
Look at the ocean and the desert and the mountains and the sky
Say I am just a speck of dust inside a giant's eye
I am just a speck of dust inside a giant's eye."
- Kimya Dawson


#45    Bracket

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 04:51 AM

View PostMelanieKayDeeDid, on 13 January 2011 - 04:30 AM, said:

Good: I always wanted to be on the teevee box!
Bad: My grandmother has apparently accused me of burning her house down.
Interesting: My grandmother died 8 years ago...



You wake up in the morning to discover that your limbs have been replaced with giant sausage links.

Good: They are delicious
Bad: You have to tear your dog off your sausage link arms
Interesting: My arms used to be balognes

You look out your window and see a giant UFO.

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.




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