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#31    Mangoze

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 11:12 PM

"Top 10 cars you must steal before you can get prosecuted as an adult."


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Posted 10 March 2011 - 11:17 PM

View PostTom_Servo, on 10 March 2011 - 11:01 PM, said:

Grandpa gets a casket!!!! hahahahahaha!

How about..."There are toys buried in the road"  Nevermind, that's lame.

lol. That's pretty good.  :lol:

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 03 October 2011 - 04:43 AM

101 Monsters that Live Under Your Bed
How to Make Masks out of Plastic Bags

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 03 October 2011 - 04:45 AM

Dysfunctional Dave's Big Black Van

UFO =/= ALIEN SPACECRAFT
( It would be nice if people knew the difference but sadly most people don't )


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Posted 03 October 2011 - 05:11 AM

Adam's Adventures in Amsterdam's Red Light District
Power Tools for the Budding Carpenter
DIY Nuclear Fission
Garbage Bag Parachuting

UFO =/= ALIEN SPACECRAFT
( It would be nice if people knew the difference but sadly most people don't )


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Posted 16 February 2012 - 12:56 PM

View PostSrslytho, on 03 October 2011 - 05:11 AM, said:

Adam's Adventures in Amsterdam's Red Light District
Power Tools for the Budding Carpenter
DIY Nuclear Fission
Garbage Bag Parachuting

Why vaccuum sealed pets are better...

Why do people feel safe under blankets? Itís not like a murderer will come in thinking ďIíM GOING TO KILL... Ah darn heís under a blanketĒ

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:43 PM

"The Hampster in the Microwave"
"How to Lick a Toad"
"Parents who love their kids give them ponies"
"I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours"
"Santa's weekend in Vegas"
"Barbie's Brothel"


and this one's REAL!... "Baby's First Mythos" (Cthulhu Mythos that is)

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:27 PM

Lol, some of those are so funny, here goes, sorry if anything is similar, hard to remember whats been done!

Lets all pick on the new kid
2012, why you wont see adulthood
bogies are fun to share
babies first picture book: victims of serial killers


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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:36 AM

Learning to love spinach and onions.

There are not many real monsters in the world

How to like, umm, communicate


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Posted 10 November 2012 - 06:41 PM

"My First Quantum Mechanics Book"

"The Big Book of Psychopaths for Children"

"100 Psychopath Stories for Bedtime"


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Posted 10 November 2012 - 07:45 PM

Bednobs and Broomstixxx

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 04:20 AM

"Knowing your other 20 mommies. A polygamy story"

"Why mommy works at the street corner"

Bullying and social media bullying for kids"




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Posted 11 November 2012 - 04:33 AM

"Big Bird & Elmo in rehab"

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 11:22 PM

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 04:21 PM

100 ways smoke can improve your life
learn swearing in every language in 3 days
shop lifting eaiser than ever with 10 simple steps

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