Nadia B., on 29 January 2011 - 10:04 PM, said:
OMG, that's what I was going to say. *cringes hard* Okay, so next thing would be being stabbed in the eye.
Eww... stabbed in the eye... preferably the eye you just had paper cut on, trying to pull the knife (or pencil

) out of it with the hand on which you just ripped a fingernail off... OK, I’ll pour some strong spirit on top of it all... then try to take a sip out of the bottle, but slip on the blood on the floor and fall face down, crushing the bottle and cutting my lips and gums open, so you can see the teeth roots.
Jesus Christ, I grossed myself out so hard I’m out of this thread *pukes*