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#5176    Mnemonix

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 03:59 PM

Ja.

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#5177    schizoidwoman

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 10:04 PM

No.

Do you own a watermelon?


#5178    ouija ouija

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 10:29 PM

No, I don't like the taste of them.


Do you own a new Christmas gift set of 'smellies'?

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#5179    Titanicneversank

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 05:29 AM

I don't know what smellies are, but none of my Christmas gifts could possibly fit the description.

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#5180    schizoidwoman

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 12:10 PM

Yes, quite a few.

Do you own a sprig of holly?


#5181    ouija ouija

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 04:52 PM

View PostTitanicneversank, on 29 December 2012 - 05:29 AM, said:

I don't know what smellies are, but none of my Christmas gifts could possibly fit the description.
Toiletries, something that will make you smell nice, aftershave, perfume etc.

View Postschizoidwoman, on 29 December 2012 - 12:10 PM, said:

Do you own a sprig of holly?
Sadly no, and no mistletoe either.

Do you own any fireworks left over from Bonfire/Guy Fawkes night?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#5182    Titanicneversank

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Posted 30 December 2012 - 07:30 AM

No chance. In my ideal world those things would be illegal.

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#5183    schizoidwoman

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Posted 30 December 2012 - 05:35 PM

No.

Do you own a dartboard?


#5184    ouija ouija

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Posted 30 December 2012 - 06:05 PM

Yes, I do! Although my son is the one who uses it.


Do you own an extensive amount of garden tools?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#5185    Titanicneversank

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 03:42 PM

Not really, pretty much what you'd expect for a garden in this part of the world.

Do you own a potato masher?


#5186    acute

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:54 PM

That would be pointless because I don't own any potatoes!



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#5187    ouija ouija

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 07:15 PM

I thought that stuff had been banned? (No)


Do you own a water bed?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#5188    Blue Star

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 07:21 PM

I have a leaky roof will that do?

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#5189    joc

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 06:28 PM

I do not own a haggis, nor nips, nor tatties, nor shortbread.  But I do own an appetite for such things.

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#5190    schizoidwoman

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 08:31 PM

No.

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