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[Mnemonix]

Ja.

Do you own earplugs?

[schizoidwoman]

No.

Do you own a watermelon?

[ouija ouija]

No, I don't like the taste of them.


Do you own a new Christmas gift set of 'smellies'?

[Titanicneversank]

I don't know what smellies are, but none of my Christmas gifts could possibly fit the description.

Do you own any old comic books?

[schizoidwoman]

Yes, quite a few.

Do you own a sprig of holly?

[ouija ouija]

Titanicneversank, on 29 December 2012 - 05:29 AM, said:

I don't know what smellies are, but none of my Christmas gifts could possibly fit the description.

Toiletries, something that will make you smell nice, aftershave, perfume etc.

schizoidwoman, on 29 December 2012 - 12:10 PM, said:

Do you own a sprig of holly?

Sadly no, and no mistletoe either.

Do you own any fireworks left over from Bonfire/Guy Fawkes night?

[Titanicneversank]

No chance. In my ideal world those things would be illegal.

Do you own a reserved parking space at home or at work?

[schizoidwoman]

No.

Do you own a dartboard?

[ouija ouija]

Yes, I do! Although my son is the one who uses it.


Do you own an extensive amount of garden tools?

[Titanicneversank]

Not really, pretty much what you'd expect for a garden in this part of the world.

Do you own a potato masher?

[acute]

That would be pointless because I don't own any potatoes!



Do you own any Hai Karate aftershave lotion?

[ouija ouija]

I thought that stuff had been banned? (No)


Do you own a water bed?

[Blue Star]

I have a leaky roof will that do?

Do you own a haggis to go with your nipps and tatties?......Oh, now I am thinking of shortbread...Mmmmmmmmmm, shortbread

[joc]

I do not own a haggis, nor nips, nor tatties, nor shortbread.  But I do own an appetite for such things.

Do you own a guitar pick from a famous band?

[schizoidwoman]

No.

Do you own a crash helmet?