No, my ties are only made of the finest silks/cottons/microfiber available from Men's Warehouse.
Do you own any 80's action figures?
Just one of Jane Lafonda. No, wait...
Do you own a punching bag?
American with an accent, Christian with a tat, sociopath with a heart, child with no mother, Lover with no Lover, confidently doubting, amused but not laughing, woman but child, feisty yet caring, sweet when not bitter.