Let me call an ambulance for you. No, no, no, don’t you worry, it’s a real one, not one of those that collect drunk tourists and disassemble them into spare parts, much like Japanese do with whales.
Only whales are slightly bigger than an average American, but then again, whaling ship is slightly bigger than an ambulance.
So it’s all fair.
Have a drink while we wait, it’s free. And you get one free drink for each free drink you drink.
Works every time.
I’ll take your wrist watches, phones, wallets, flags, any gold teeth? no... OK, it’s rare nowadays but it doesn’t hurt to take a look... for safekeeping, of course... bye, boys
Your futile existences just got the purpose, I just got my flag back.
Edited by Helen of Annoy, 02 April 2013 - 01:07 PM.