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#2551    JayMark

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 08:01 PM

I can't. I have laughed so much in my life that I am stuck with a big dumb grin permanently. Oh wait, I could get that fixed with my free health care! Mwahaha... *Breaks his jaw* Oh 'rap, I 'eed 'o 'go 'o 'e 'hosh'ital...

Now projectile vomit colored water in a triangular pattern while dancing for my amusement!

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 06:27 PM

Spoiled western brat. Go catch a pokemon, maybe it will dance and puke rainbows for you.

Conduct an experiment that will show if it’s possible to give innovative shapes to your vomit by expelling it through cookie cutters.
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:15 AM

sorry....I not care to vormit anytime soon and If I do then that means I'm to bloody sick to bother

Do pray...should I put the drawing of you up here Helen?

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 04:58 PM

I’m not answering any questions until my lawyer arrives.
(Of course you should, I need an excuse to stop talking to you :D )

Find me the universal excuse for everything.
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Posted 15 April 2012 - 12:15 AM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 14 April 2012 - 04:58 PM, said:

I’m not answering any questions until my lawyer arrives.
(Of course you should, I need an excuse to stop talking to you :D )

Find me the universal excuse for everything.

I don't feel like it.

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 06:18 AM

Sorry...it just keeps escaping me.

Till Helen that Blarg is the universal word for everything!

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 01:19 PM

I see you wrote that sentence in Blarg. Excuse me but I’m not tired enough to get it.

Take any random post and translate it using any random translator you find on line to any random language and then back to English. I dare you not to laugh at the final result.
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:54 AM

the thing is...I'm to lazy ;)

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:17 PM

I’m sorry, I have no idea what’s OC. Now, OCD, that I could tell you all about... in alphabetical order, of course.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:56 PM

I did and yes you have them  :lol:

Tell me where to look

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:28 PM

Ahem... places I can’t see myself without a mirror :lol: Like behind my ears or on top of my head, you pervs.
But I can’t tell you that, since this is the Excuse thread. Excuse me, you’ll have to guess.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:14 PM

They are too big to fit in the jar, sorry.



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#2563    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 05:34 PM

I’ll wait until you harvest at least a bucket of it, I don’t do small things.

Check the chimney, Santa must be dry and easy to pull out by now.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:30 PM

I don't do chimneys, I think inside them.

Tell me about nerds/geeks....

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 07:54 PM

Never met one. Not even on SF convention.

I said SF, as science fiction, not SM. Get your mind out the gutter.
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