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#1    Bracket

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 08:38 PM

In this game, you tell the person below you to do something, and they make an excuse or reason not to. example: Give me that pizza! then the person below me would say something like: But I ate it. They then will also tell the member below them to do something. Okay let's start.

Make me a sandwhich!

Edited by Bracket, 14 March 2011 - 08:38 PM.

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

#2    Sakari

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 08:44 PM

View PostBracket, on 14 March 2011 - 08:38 PM, said:

Make me a sandwhich!

I can't , I have no arms or legs.....



Carry me to the bathroom....

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#3    Lcvec

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 08:47 PM

aah late already...

Nope, can't do that. There are no bathrooms where I live, but I can carry you to the closest window.

Bring me a beer.

Edited by Lcvec, 14 March 2011 - 08:49 PM.


#4    Bracket

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 09:02 PM

We're out of beer.

Get me a banana!

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 09:12 PM

View PostBracket, on 14 March 2011 - 09:02 PM, said:

We're out of beer.

Get me a banana!

there's a tarantula in the bananas

get me a hockey puck!

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#6    Sakari

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 09:14 PM

View Postglyndowers heir, on 14 March 2011 - 09:12 PM, said:

there's a tarantula in the bananas

get me a hockey puck!

I don't like anything to do with Canada....

Rub my feet......

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#7    Bracket

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 11:26 PM

View PostSakari, on 14 March 2011 - 09:14 PM, said:

I don't like anything to do with Canada....

Rub my feet......

I can't. You have no arms or legs, remember?

I want a free trip to Egypt.

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

#8    Sakari

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 11:39 PM

View PostBracket, on 14 March 2011 - 11:26 PM, said:

I can't. You have no arms or legs, remember?

I want a free trip to Egypt.

I can't trip you , no arms or legs....

I want a Round Table Pizza..........

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 01:21 AM

Can't--only square tables here.

Get me the winning lottery ticket.

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#10    Sakari

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 01:44 AM

Tried to get the lottery numbers , the spirits refuse to move the planchette.......

Shave my back.....

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 05:22 AM

No, fur is murder.

Paint my house.

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 03:55 PM

View Postthe1truebat, on 17 March 2011 - 05:22 AM, said:

No, fur is murder.

Paint my house.

Too hard to hold brush in my mouth....

change my bed pan.........

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#13    Donnie Darko

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 05:37 PM

I'm not a nurse, sorry....

Buy me a new car with your disability check. :D


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Posted 17 March 2011 - 05:50 PM

View PostOzzy Valentine, on 17 March 2011 - 05:37 PM, said:

I'm not a nurse, sorry....

Buy me a new car with your disability check. :D
Yes, well, I was going to do that, but I didnít know if you want Porsche or Masserati so I spent the money on kebabs and easy men.

Bite me.

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 05:55 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 17 March 2011 - 05:50 PM, said:

Yes, well, I was going to do that, but I didn't know if you want Porsche or Masserati so I spent the money on kebabs and easy men.

Bite me.

I would , but I don't know where you live......

Pop the zit on my buttocks......

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