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#2146    Jen369

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 08:18 PM

No, I'm not going to take veterinary business away from my hubby...who, by the way, is smart enough not to treat seagulls.

They're so noisy around here anyway...make them shut up.


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Posted 07 March 2012 - 08:36 PM

You asked the wrong person ..... I love seagulls and the noise they make just shows how full of life they are!

Make a recipe for me that includes potatoes, apples, lentils and nutmeg.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 08:53 PM

Nutmeg? Tempting, but I should be doing something else. No, really.

Make me.

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 10:31 PM

View Postouija ouija, on 07 March 2012 - 08:36 PM, said:

You asked the wrong person ..... I love seagulls and the noise they make just shows how full of life they are!

Make a recipe for me that includes potatoes, apples, lentils and nutmeg.
Seagull and Potato Pie!


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Posted 07 March 2012 - 10:32 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 07 March 2012 - 08:53 PM, said:

Nutmeg? Tempting, but I should be doing something else. No, really.

Make me.
So, you think you're a BED now.



Eat my shorts.


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Posted 07 March 2012 - 10:58 PM

View Postacute alan, on 07 March 2012 - 10:31 PM, said:

Seagull and Potato Pie!
:cry:

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 11:00 PM

View Postacute alan, on 07 March 2012 - 10:32 PM, said:

So, you think you're a BED now.



Eat my shorts.
I'll bite yer bum if ya don't behave!


Step on the gas.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:43 AM

Just run! RUN OUIJA RUN!

Do my non-exsisting homework for me!

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 05:21 AM

No, I have enough homework of my own to do...besides, you'll never learn otherwise (supposedly).

Don't let me get sick.


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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:43 PM

Iím not that influential.

Walk it off.

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 03:16 AM

I walk enough everyday!

Reread my post from before and notice your mistake

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 02:42 PM

I would but I don't know how to scroll up


Unpack my bags

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 03:56 PM

What's the point? You'll be going again soon.



Cut Brian May's hair.


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Posted 09 March 2012 - 04:06 PM

I have been advised to stay away from sharp things

Buy me Iphone 4S

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 04:26 PM

If I bought you a new iphone, you might spend the rest of your life on Twitter, and I don't want that on my conscience.





Tune my forks.





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