i have to im preparing for the rapture
get me some glue to ginish my papier mache underpants
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The Excuse Game
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, Mar 14 2011 08:38 PM
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#2686
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old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm
Posted 07 June 2012 - 12:47 PM
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ouija ouija
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Posted 07 June 2012 - 01:01 PM
I'd rather not. I have a bit of a thing against homemade underwear.
*mumbles* help me find my false teeth.
*mumbles* help me find my false teeth.
#2688
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Posted 07 June 2012 - 03:22 PM
You probably swallowed them during the night.
Get these nipple clamps off me!
Oh, it's your false teeth, sorry.
Peel me an orange.
Get these nipple clamps off me!
Oh, it's your false teeth, sorry.
Peel me an orange.
#2689
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:34 PM
I only have nuts...Would you like me to crush them for you?....two walnuts that size should come away nicely. 
Go get a bowl for the remains
Go get a bowl for the remains
#2690
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old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm
Posted 09 June 2012 - 08:03 PM
i used my last bowl to catch a falling star
find my keys
find my keys
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#2691
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Posted 11 June 2012 - 08:16 PM
Where did you last have them?
Sell me a coat with buttons of silver.
Sell me a coat with buttons of silver.
#2692
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old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm
Posted 13 June 2012 - 04:39 PM
i sold it to an irish tinker already
explain the meaning of life to me
explain the meaning of life to me
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#2693
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 03:31 AM
Learn, live, grow, develop.
Be a care taker of this fine globe.
Live to the fullest, love even more.
Create and be part of creation........Oh dear, I'd say more but really.... Wheres the fun in that?....I don't think you really want me to tell you, do you?
Go get me the records missing from my collection.
Be a care taker of this fine globe.
Live to the fullest, love even more.
Create and be part of creation........Oh dear, I'd say more but really.... Wheres the fun in that?....I don't think you really want me to tell you, do you?
Go get me the records missing from my collection.
#2694
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 04:05 PM
IT WASN'T ME!! I DIDN'T TAKE THEM!!!!!! ..... what? ..... 
..... oh right. Sorry, I wouldn't know where to start looking for them. 
Fix it so that England win Euro 2012.
..... oh right. Sorry, I wouldn't know where to start looking for them. Fix it so that England win Euro 2012.
Edited by ouija ouija, 14 June 2012 - 04:06 PM.
#2695
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 08:01 PM
Ok... and while I'm at it, would you like me to end all wars, cure all known diseases, and make the French pleasant?
Pour me out another phone.
Pour me out another phone.
#2696
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 03:32 PM
you still have not drank the last one i phoned you
i need a pee, but cant be bothered to get up - you do it for me
i need a pee, but cant be bothered to get up - you do it for me
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#2697
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Posted 16 August 2012 - 05:26 AM
i would but i am un able to see your wee wee (lol)
my kids b day is coming up. throw her a party for me?
my kids b day is coming up. throw her a party for me?
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Letting things go does not mean that you are weak, It sometimes means you are strong enough to let go
Posted 26 August 2012 - 01:05 AM
Sorry my party cannon has been stolen.....
Introduce me to all these new people I have missed....been a while since I was here
Introduce me to all these new people I have missed....been a while since I was here
Death borders upon our birth,
and our cradle stands in the grave.
Our birth is nothing but our death begun.
--Bishop Hall
#2699
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Posted 29 August 2012 - 05:15 PM
There's nobody new on here – Just ouija ouija's 98 alts!
Get me a copy of Fly Fishing by J. R. Hartley.
Get me a copy of Fly Fishing by J. R. Hartley.
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I am silent because I have not yet mastered my flesh. Daily should I die and persistently I will live.
Posted 29 August 2012 - 08:58 PM
I didn't know you were standing there...
Um, *shrugging* I don't know...
Um, *shrugging* I don't know...
Let's help bridge the gap between the extremes of total idiocracy while increasing the scope of our own vision.
Kill Hate. Just say NO to (your own) superiority complexes.
Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung
Kill Hate. Just say NO to (your own) superiority complexes.
Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung
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