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#2746    Junior Chubb

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 11:28 PM

What kind of Mule needs to detox? Do it on your own you poison blooded beast...

Could you take me to the Hotel California please?

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 12:56 AM

Sorry, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'.

Please alphabetise my record collection?


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Posted 07 September 2012 - 01:10 AM

You can't hide that you don't know the alphabet from me, learn your ABC then do it yourself!

Could you call the waiter for me, there is a fly in my soup...

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 01:24 AM

Sir, this is a tailors, not a soup kitchen.

Can you please call me a get me a taxi?


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Posted 07 September 2012 - 01:27 AM

what do you need a taxi for when you can ride a mule?

could you please clean my hooves?

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#2751    Junior Chubb

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 01:29 AM

I don't have my hoover, sorry.

Could you get the cereal from the top shelf for me please, I can't reach it...

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 01:59 AM

You wouldn't find it...... in the cereal box, anyway.
It...doesn't live there, may be it's.....lost somewhere down the back of the coach?

Would you please pass the remote?


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Posted 07 September 2012 - 01:46 PM

I can't because its stuck in the muck on my hooves that I can't get anyone to clean

Can you help me change a light bulb?

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 03:37 PM

What would you like to change it into? I need to know that before I can help.


Help me get Blue Star into this straitjacket ............. her current delusion is that the best place to keep cereal is down the back of the 'COACH' :hmm:

Edited by ouija ouija, 07 September 2012 - 03:37 PM.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 09:22 PM

I always leave my cereal on the back of my football coach, what's so strange with that? Get Houdini to help with the jacket...

Could someone remove my tonsils for me please?

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 07:14 PM

Nah, couldn't stand all the screaming that would come afterwards, with the way I'd do it.




Sombody find Waldo for godsakes!

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:08 PM

I would do but we call him 'Wally' on this side of the pond.

Somebody find me Wally for godsakes!

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 11:07 PM

No can do. Causes too much eye strain for crying-out-loud!




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Posted 09 September 2012 - 03:01 PM

Do you know what? I couldn't find a single candlestick anywhere in the house ......... heck! I even asked the neighbours, but no luck there, either. sorry.


Show me what you're made of!

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#2760    Junior Chubb

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 08:36 PM

No, look for yourself.

Can someone stop this train I want to get off...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.




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