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#2761    Blue Star

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 01:29 AM

I am sorry the dynamo has gone on my interceptor ray.

Will someone help me get Ouiji Oui' to re read my post, as she misunderstood what I was trying to say....Nah, forget it...... Let's just tie her to a tree and play cowboy and indians


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Posted 10 September 2012 - 03:33 PM

Well it's obvious I'M not going to help you with that, isn't it? :P


Nessie, the Loch Ness monster, has spent the summer in my garden pond. Now I would like her to go. Can you remove her, please?

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#2763    Junior Chubb

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 05:19 PM

I went to move her but couldn't find her, even done a sonar scan of the whole pond...

Can you get me the Tooth Fairies autograph please...

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Posted 12 September 2012 - 02:10 PM

I looked on eBay, and the only similar thing I could find was Santa's autograph.



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Posted 13 September 2012 - 07:11 PM

Seeing you 'passed out' on that apple makes me think you have had enough to drink already.

Can you help me improve my golf game?

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 07:54 PM

No, I can’t, golf courses and snobs that gather on them like flies on **** give me fits of uncontrolled rage.

I think there’s something stuck on my sole. I’ll lift my leg and could you please take a look what is it?

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#2767    Junior Chubb

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 10:25 PM

I would love to lift your leg, but not to look at your sole though. ;)

Could you commit a crime for me please?

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 07:36 PM

That's a tricky one — committing a crime from behind bars.



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Posted 20 September 2012 - 08:19 PM

You've asked the wrong person. I've had a crush on Spock for longer than I care to mention
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Iron my Star Trek pyjamas for me.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 08:35 PM

You got in just before me Ouija, again!!! For that I refuse to iron your Star Trek pyjamas, also because my Star Wars pyjamas might get jealous.

This was my original excuse before you got in before me

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I tried but it seems they are not actually made of skin but latex, as illogical as that seems.

Could you denounce Star trek and admit Star Wars is better in a 5,000 word essay...

Edited by Junior Chubb, 20 September 2012 - 08:38 PM.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 08:40 PM

Sorry, but the heels have snapped off my dancing shoes(particularly vigorous flamenco session last night!)


I am due compensation but I don't know how much I could claim. Take the 30 second test for me and start my claim. Thnx.

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#2772    Junior Chubb

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 09:56 PM

I only have 29 seconds spare, sorry...

Would you share a pizza with me?

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 11:52 PM

Sorry having just eaten my 5,000 word essay.....You know, the one about Star Trek and verses Star Wars......I am too full to share your pizza.

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 12:52 AM

No can do without knowing them

Can you buy me a ticket for the Auckland Armageddon from Aus

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and our cradle stands in the grave.
Our birth is nothing but our death begun.
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#2775    Junior Chubb

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 01:02 AM

No, I have no time for AA business...

I would love some candyfloss right now, anybody got some?

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.




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