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#2791    Blurfoot

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 12:04 PM

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 12:17 PM

You are not allowed to make an excuse for something you asked to be done!

Can you stop making excuses for your own favours?

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 01:46 PM

It's bad form, isn't it? I try to avoid doing it whenever possible ........ let's try and keep standards up in this upmarket thread.


My personal flunkey has the day off today, can you do his duties for him, please?

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 08:01 PM

Can't. It's my day off too.



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Posted 01 October 2012 - 08:09 PM

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Knit me a jumper like the one above.

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 08:26 PM

I don’t want to know what epileptic seizure feels like. Not first-hand, no.

Take my mobile phone for a walk.

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 06:15 PM

It's raining right now. So, if I took your phone for a walk, you would gargle when you talk.


Finish everything I start.


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Posted 02 October 2012 - 07:57 PM

You can't even finish it yourself? Set a better example and I will consider finishing everything you start.

Can someone put a donk on it for me...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 10:15 PM

The best I could do would be to put a dent in it ........ I don't suppose that's any use to you , is it? Sorry


Find the end of the rainbow for me.

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 10:24 PM

Here take this 'w', is that what you were after?

Can someone do up my velcro shoes, I just can't get the hang of it, they are so fiddly...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 05:29 PM

Go barefoot. No one would notice since everyone is busy staring at your ass. That one on your face, I wouldn’t know about your ass that’s in your ass region.

Sign my “burkha for Junior” petition. He’s scaring the old and scarring the young with his appearance.

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 07:36 PM

Oooooo! It's very tempting, BUT ....... surely burkhas are for females only(except when male 'terrorists' or journalists are trying to disguise themselves), so I don't think you're going to get very far with that :(


Choose some suitable shoes and a bag to go with this coat ........ thnx

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:11 PM

Can't do it, I'm fashion impaired by my masculinity.





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Posted 04 October 2012 - 04:37 PM

Unfortunately, the eye placed at the top of a pyramid is always the first bit to erode away.


Grind my corn.


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Posted 04 October 2012 - 04:47 PM

*slaps*


Fry me some chips just how I like 'em!

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