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#31    glyndowers heir

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 11:01 PM

View PostWolfpower, on 18 March 2011 - 10:48 PM, said:

Ahhhhh sry I think I just ate it...Should have given me a deer...

Can someone get my sleeping teeth? These are a bit sharp.

Sorry I have orthodontophobia

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 11:04 PM

Ugh No he is disgusting :D

Bring me some sharpners and I assinate the Alpha for ya...Wolvenblood...

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 11:10 PM

View PostWolfpower, on 18 March 2011 - 11:04 PM, said:

Ugh No he is disgusting :D

Bring me some sharpners and I assinate the Alpha for ya...Wolvenblood...

Is that an excuse or a statement of fact? :lol:  
Back on topic:-

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 11:18 PM

That was an excuse (maybe)

WTH I am not a house dog!!! Did you see my teeth? I'll take ur whole hand instead of the biscuit *but let's take the biscuit too if it's veenison*

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 11:27 PM

View PostWolfpower, on 18 March 2011 - 11:18 PM, said:

That was an excuse (maybe)

WTH I am not a house dog!!! Did you see my teeth? I'll take ur whole hand instead of the biscuit *but let's take the biscuit too if it's veenison*

oooh raw nerve?
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Posted 18 March 2011 - 11:31 PM

.....HELL YA I AM ****ING GONNA RIP YOUR LITTLE THROAT OUT!!!.....*breath in...hold it..keep holding it...keep it..and keep holding it....and out...and out.* *grumbling to myself* *chewing on ur little staff thingy*

Get me some ketchup with it

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 11:55 PM

View PostWolfpower, on 18 March 2011 - 11:31 PM, said:

.....HELL YA I AM ****ING GONNA RIP YOUR LITTLE THROAT OUT!!!.....*breath in...hold it..keep holding it...keep it..and keep holding it....and out...and out.* *grumbling to myself* *chewing on ur little staff thingy*

Get me some ketchup with it

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Sorry allergic to tomatos

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Posted 19 March 2011 - 03:39 AM

Sry not much of a diver...

Get me some wedding cake

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Posted 19 March 2011 - 03:03 PM

Nope, you’re not properly dressed. No cake for you.

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Posted 20 March 2011 - 04:59 AM

I can't. You've gotten there already. [Not being serious!]

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Posted 20 March 2011 - 12:39 PM

Ha! No. I’m not that stupid, you know, what if Nessie sees me first and has me for breakfast?

Make me a lemonade.

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Posted 20 March 2011 - 10:24 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 20 March 2011 - 12:39 PM, said:

Ha! No. I'm not that stupid, you know, what if Nessie sees me first and has me for breakfast?

Make me a lemonade.

How , with my teeth?...I don't have any damn arms or legs....

Get me some arms and legs....

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Posted 21 March 2011 - 05:27 PM

View PostSakari, on 20 March 2011 - 10:24 PM, said:

How , with my teeth?...I don't have any damn arms or legs....

Get me some arms and legs....
I don’t want to, because for starts, you wouldn’t look like a caterpillar anymore, then you’d use your fingers to pick your nose and you’d have a pair of stinky feet.

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Posted 21 March 2011 - 06:52 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 21 March 2011 - 05:27 PM, said:

I don’t want to, because for starts, you wouldn’t look like a caterpillar anymore, then you’d use your fingers to pick your nose and you’d have a pair of stinky feet.

Make a lightning strike that *points* guy over there. Twice.

I can't. I lost my Godly powers in an unfortunate incident with a chair.

Bring me the severed head of Kevin Spacey!!!

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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Posted 21 March 2011 - 07:02 PM

View PostBracket, on 21 March 2011 - 06:52 PM, said:

I can't. I lost my Godly powers in an unfortunate incident with a chair.

Bring me the severed head of Kevin Spacey!!!
Sorry, I don’t do celebrities.  

Step in my shoes.

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