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Started by Bracket , Mar 14 2011 11:46 PM

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#1    Bracket

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 11:46 PM

By the power invested in me, I now declare you guilty of.....!!

Of what? Declare the person before you (even yourself, if you want) guilty of some "crime". You can choose anything. Streaking in an old folks home, stealing an empty soup can, defacement of your own home, squirting pepper spray into your mothers face, it doesn't matter. Just make it funny and weird.  :rofl:

Then, decide that persons sentence. It doesn't matter what. Sweeping the grand canyon, cleaning up pig vomit, a lifetime diet of old asparagus, etc.

Have fun.
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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

#2    JonathanVonErich

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 11:58 PM

Bracket
By the power invested in me, I now declare you guilty of Creating way too many threads.
Sentence: Going on a date with my GrandMother and giving her a bath.  :D

#3    Bracket

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Posted 15 March 2011 - 12:09 AM

JVE, by the power invested in me, i declare you guilty of streaking in a nursery.
Sentence: Go on your own date with your grandmother.  ;)

Edited by Bracket, 15 March 2011 - 12:10 AM.

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 09:12 PM

Bracket, you are guilty of excessive hairyness in a public place; I sentence you to 5yrs nakedness in a zoo, where you must keep the visitors constantly amused.

#5    HeartsAreForBreaking

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 04:10 AM

View Postouija ouija, on 04 June 2012 - 09:12 PM, said:

Bracket, you are guilty of excessive hairyness in a public place; I sentence you to 5yrs nakedness in a zoo, where you must keep the visitors constantly amused.
ouija ouija, with the power or lack thereof invested in me, I pronounce you guilty of impersonating a lifeguard at a carwash, and I hereby sentence you to 200 hours of community service at the "Tots with Ankle bracelets" preschool.
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Posted 30 June 2012 - 11:26 AM

ScreamingSarcasm, you are guilty of outrageous sexiness and order you to cover up so us ladies have more of a chance.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 08:06 PM

ZaraKitty, you are guilty of beating up random people with dead salmon, and your punishment is to make me some sushi! :)

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 09:54 PM

star.seed, you are guilty of excessive pinkness to the point of causing public unrest. I sentence you to three months continuous blueness.

#9    The Mule

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 11:02 AM

ouija ouija, you and your accomplices (Sirhan Sirhan, Phillip Phillips, Jim James) are guilty of redundancy!! I hereby sentence you to a summer of watching "Wipeout"

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 05:46 AM

Mule, the powers have invested that you are guilty of being a member since 2007 and have not earned your first ring yet, you are sentenced to relentless posting until you receive your ring.

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 10:04 AM

Princess Tumbleweed you are guilty of having branches growing from your arms with out a permit, you are sentenced to clean dirt.

#12    The Mule

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 10:31 AM

Viviana98 you are found to be guilty of.....revealing your soul through mystery and madness...i hereby sentence you to living in black and white!

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#13    Viviana98

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Posted 14 July 2012 - 01:19 AM

The Mule, you are guilty of having too big of a nose...you are here by sentenced to start cleaning it with king size bed sheets instead of tissue.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 06:00 PM

Vivianna - you are guilty of being a painted lady....and you are hereby sentenced to be cleaned up with......king-sized bed sheets

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#15    Viviana98

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 07:53 AM

View PostThe Mule, on 15 July 2012 - 06:00 PM, said:

Vivianna - you are guilty of being a painted lady....and you are hereby sentenced to be cleaned up with......king-sized bed sheets

Can I use them after you so they're already wet? lol
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