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#1    Eldorado

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 02:43 AM

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A trial date is expected to be set on Thursday for 12 people arrested in connection with setting a pastor alight after accusing him of using a magic penis to sleep with women.Posted Image Read more...
They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community!


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Posted 28 May 2011 - 02:52 AM

I am surprised that people are still hunting for "witches" these days =/

You'd think that this kind of thing ended many years ago after the witch trials of Salem. =/

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 03:02 AM

View PostMySummerJob, on 28 May 2011 - 02:52 AM, said:

I am surprised that people are still hunting for "witches" these days =/

You'd think that this kind of thing ended many years ago after the witch trials of Salem. =/
This isn't a witch hunt, just a penis one.

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 04:05 AM

I must have a cursed penis.....

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 04:10 AM

I'm trying to get  a picture in mind of a snail terrorising a community .... nah can't see it :unsure2:

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 04:24 AM

View PostlibstaK, on 28 May 2011 - 04:10 AM, said:

I'm trying to get  a picture in mind of a snail terrorising a community .... nah can't see it :unsure2:
Maybe it was the snail that had the invisible penis, since it was a she snail...hmmm I could sell magic salt to them and cure the problem. $100 a pound

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 04:51 AM

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They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community.    

Uh where is this community from ? and what are they all on..:unsure2:

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 09:59 PM

View PostAnvil, on 28 May 2011 - 04:51 AM, said:

Uh where is this community from ? and what are they all on..:unsure2:


South Africa and it's "religion" they are all on.  Are their delusions any more ridiculous than consuming the "body and blood of Christ" every week?


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Posted 29 May 2011 - 04:51 AM

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 05:46 AM

View PostPrincess Tumbleweed, on 28 May 2011 - 04:24 AM, said:

Maybe it was the snail that had the invisible penis, since it was a she snail...hmmm I could sell magic salt to them and cure the problem. $100 a pound
I'd like to be your business partner. :tu:


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Posted 29 May 2011 - 11:16 AM

WHY does there have to be a trial?just burn alive all the people who did this to the Pastor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 11:46 AM

This is the first, and most likely last, time I will see a news article that starts with the words "Magic Penis"...


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Posted 29 May 2011 - 12:07 PM

This is, after all, a demon haunted world (reference to Dr.Sagan). I think the key to changing this kind of thinking is education. I'm fairly sure that this group of people have embraced this 'magical thinking' for a very, very long time. Old ways may die hard, but in this case great effort needs to be made.

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 01:19 PM

Sad to say but in MANY areas of the world where superstitious and ignorant describe a large portion of the citizens, murder for imagined magical crimes is rampant. Not to say that our own brands of educated, enlightened religions are a whole lot better. (or worse depending on your outlook)It has not been that long since the Christians killed people for being witches. And we see the world struggle everyday because some Muslims believe thier book commands them to kill. Is it any different really.


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Posted 29 May 2011 - 01:54 PM

that is absolutely hilarious

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