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Posted 04 June 2011 - 08:43 PM

View PostSpark Plug, on 03 June 2011 - 07:28 PM, said:

This is excellent.

Wheres my Monty Python DVD lol.

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Posted 04 June 2011 - 08:58 PM

ARRGH  :o :o :o    i am being attacked by a killer snail....    must walk away in a hour or two. :P

The french know how to deal with a killer snail... garlic butter and a pan. :rolleyes:

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Posted 04 June 2011 - 09:20 PM

View PostLilly, on 29 May 2011 - 12:07 PM, said:

This is, after all, a demon haunted world (reference to Dr.Sagan). I think the key to changing this kind of thinking is education. I'm fairly sure that this group of people have embraced this 'magical thinking' for a very, very long time. Old ways may die hard, but in this case great effort needs to be made.

I wouldn't put it pass the fact that the accused one with the magical anatomy was just a bit too popular with the ladies of the vicinity.


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Posted 16 February 2012 - 09:00 PM

A snail terrorizing the local community ? What's the score ? What's next ? Do I need Golf shoes ? (courtesy "Fear and Loathing in LAS VAGAS !"  :devil: )

First one of this that I heard ! (Did you see what just GOD did to us Man ? same again !!   :rofl:  )

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 12:10 AM

View Postjaguarsky, on 29 May 2011 - 01:19 PM, said:

Sad to say but in MANY areas of the world where superstitious and ignorant describe a large portion of the citizens, murder for imagined magical crimes is rampant. Not to say that our own brands of educated, enlightened religions are a whole lot better. (or worse depending on your outlook)It has not been that long since the Christians killed people for being witches. And we see the world struggle everyday because some Muslims believe thier book commands them to kill. Is it any different really.
Qur'an 9:005: So when the sacred months have passed away, then slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them; surely Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.

Actually the Muslims have it right.  Their book does teach/command them to kill

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 04:17 AM

The Stupid people in the townships will believe any thing. You can sell them a rock making them believe it is a Genie and they will kill each other to buy the rock or to steal it.

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 10:30 AM


I have no words.

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 06:10 AM

The Magic Penis bit is hilarious... but it kinda stops being funny as soon as u realize how deadly serious these...people? I guess, are.

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 08:40 AM

View PostSakari, on 28 May 2011 - 04:05 AM, said:

I must have a cursed penis.....
   I have a ickle bendy one if that's any use to you?

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 12:23 PM

What do you know...evangelical Africans.

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 11:57 AM

You guys keep going on about how harmless a snail is, but you have to remember that the snail used to be a man. That knowledge is a little creepy. :whistle:

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 01:37 PM

Curious as to the first post I would read and I'm still laughing 15 later.

ARRGH i am being attacked by a killer snail.... must walk away in a hour or two. The french know how to deal with a killer snail... garlic butter and a pan.

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 07:42 PM

Rofl this is one of the most absurd things I have ever heard.

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 04:29 AM


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Posted 14 May 2012 - 04:54 AM

lool .. that explains it  !!

i wish they wait before they burned him so he can teach me how to do that :D

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