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Eel removed from man's bladder after spa bath


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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 12:42 PM

www.metro.co.uk said:

An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man's penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox beauty spa treatment in China.

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures.

Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 01:00 PM

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 01:06 PM

When you're out for a swim,
And an eel wriggles in,
That's a mooorrrraaaaaay

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 01:11 PM

View PostThe Russian Hare, on 14 September 2011 - 01:06 PM, said:

When you're out for a swim,
And an eel wriggles in,
That's a mooorrrraaaaaay
OMG!!!   :w00t:   (coffee everywhere)  :w00t:

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 02:19 PM

Must have been a very tiny one if it did that.


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Posted 14 September 2011 - 02:34 PM

View PostUFO_Monster, on 14 September 2011 - 02:19 PM, said:

Must have been a very tiny one if it did that.

There's a pic of the eel in the article.


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Posted 14 September 2011 - 02:51 PM

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Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.

This story just continues to become more unrealistic to me! :D

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 04:55 PM

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And finally, anyone who uses the terms "irregardless", " a whole 'nother" or "all of the sudden", shall be sent to a work camp!

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 07:45 PM

Reminded me of this story




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Posted 15 September 2011 - 01:16 AM

Did you read at the end of the story about the kid who ended up with a fish in his bladder , he was at the toilet and dropped it in his man bits ---- yeah right .

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 07:46 AM

*shudder*    :o


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Posted 15 September 2011 - 07:47 AM

View Posttipotep, on 15 September 2011 - 01:16 AM, said:

Did you read at the end of the story about the kid who ended up with a fish in his bladder , he was at the toilet and dropped it in his man bits ---- yeah right .

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Strange, how he needed to do the #2's with a fish in his hands  :blink:


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Posted 15 September 2011 - 10:01 AM

View PostThe Russian Hare, on 14 September 2011 - 01:06 PM, said:

When you're out for a swim,
And an eel wriggles in,
That's a mooorrrraaaaaay

Hahahahaha :tu:  Brilliant!!


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Posted 15 September 2011 - 11:04 AM

That story at the end about the boy seems a little fishy to me. (sorry had to say it)


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Posted 15 September 2011 - 11:26 AM

Has anybody seen the mighty boosh?  

Edited by marshall2442, 15 September 2011 - 11:28 AM.





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