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#1    Bracket

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 03:13 AM

The rules of this game are simple. Give bad advice to a problem given by the previous member. Then, ask for bad advice on a problem of your own.

Here's an example.

Player 1: "I'm a high school kid who keeps getting picked on by bullies. What should I do?"

Player 2: "Make sure to show them your vast collection of Pee Wee Herman dolls and deep knowledge of Pokemon."  :tu:

Player 2 will then ask for advice on a problem of their own.

The advice you ask for can either be a true problem of yours or a fictional one. Just don't expect to get good advice either way.  :lol:

I'll start.

I've been told I'm too awkward around people. What should I do?

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 03:19 AM

Speak clearly and be friendly. "Hello there! What is your name? My name is X! It is nice to have meet you, let us become friends now!"

Anyway I am addicted to Pixy Stix. How 2 unaddict?

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 03:31 AM

Mix the candy with some dry soap and eat until you puke. That should turn you off from the stuff.  ;)

I lost my Pet hamster. What can I do to find her?

Edited by Feenix Fire, 07 October 2011 - 03:33 AM.

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 04:42 AM

View PostFeenix Fire, on 07 October 2011 - 03:31 AM, said:

Mix the candy with some dry soap and eat until you puke. That should turn you off from the stuff.  ;)

I lost my Pet hamster. What can I do to find her?
Dont bother looking as it's probably been eaten by the neighbour's cat by now :)

Should I just ignore the voice in my head that says I am sane?


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Posted 07 October 2011 - 07:23 AM

View PostEnglishgent, on 07 October 2011 - 04:42 AM, said:

Dont bother looking as it's probably been eaten by the neighbour's cat by now :)

Should I just ignore the voice in my head that says I am sane?

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What do i do about the ghost that keeps knocking at my door?

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 07:52 AM

Open it and tell him to go **** himself.

I am bored, what should i do?

Edited by Scouser, 07 October 2011 - 07:53 AM.


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Posted 07 October 2011 - 09:23 AM

View PostScouser, on 07 October 2011 - 07:52 AM, said:

Open it and tell him to go **** himself.

I am bored, what should i do?


go to the people in cars at traffic lights and beg them to adopt you

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 01:03 PM

View PostWordless Wanderer, on 07 October 2011 - 09:23 AM, said:

go to the people in cars at traffic lights and beg them to adopt you
You forgot to ask a question.
So I will create one for you! ^_^
your question: I am a Wordless Wanderer. What should I do?

Become a mime! EVERYBODY loves a mime. :P

Lookin' for a new hairstyle. Any suggestions?

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 02:27 PM

View PostFeenix Fire, on 07 October 2011 - 01:03 PM, said:

You forgot to ask a question.
So I will create one for you! ^_^
your question: I am a Wordless Wanderer. What should I do?

Become a mime! EVERYBODY loves a mime. :P

Lookin' for a new hairstyle. Any suggestions?

Color your hair in seven different colors.

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 02:48 PM

Tell her if she'll be good you'll get her a pet shark.

How do I stop my neighbour's kid from throwing rocks at my dog while leaning over the fence?

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 03:03 PM

View PostlibstaK, on 07 October 2011 - 02:48 PM, said:

Tell her if she'll be good you'll get her a pet shark.

How do I stop my neighbour's kid from throwing rocks at my dog while leaning over the fence?

Teach your dog to throw rocks at the kid.

I have a crush on Ted Raimi. What can I do to tell him so?

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 06:15 PM

View PostFeenix Fire, on 07 October 2011 - 03:03 PM, said:

Teach your dog to throw rocks at the kid.

I have a crush on Ted Raimi. What can I do to tell him so?
Write him few letters every day, of course. Donít forget to put your nude pics in them. Find out his e-mail address too and send him daily e-mails from other peopleís computers and from internet cafes to avoid spam filter. Camp in front of his house and sing him serenades. Lie under his car so you can jump from under the car and wish him a perfect day first thing every morning. Donít let police stop you. Theyíre just jealous of your progress with him.

Iím afraid of myself. Help.

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 01:16 AM

I’m afraid of myself. Help.

Stay away from any other person, stay alone, never go outside of your house or invite anyone in. Place a mirror on every wall on your house and several mirrors on big walls. Talk to yourself only, cut off your phone, internet and T.V. Give yourself a hug!


I need to drink more water, tell me how I can make sure I do this.

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 01:55 PM

View PostPrincess Tumbleweed, on 08 October 2011 - 01:16 AM, said:

Iím afraid of myself. Help.

Stay away from any other person, stay alone, never go outside of your house or invite anyone in. Place a mirror on every wall on your house and several mirrors on big walls. Talk to yourself only, cut off your phone, internet and T.V. Give yourself a hug!


I need to drink more water, tell me how I can make sure I do this.
Go to the market and buy tons of soda and Juice bottles. When you get home, open them all up, pour everything out, and fill them back up with water. Now when your thirsty, you can grab yourself a "soda water"
I'm a genius.

My sister's afraid of clowns. How can I help her with her fear?

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 04:59 PM

Obviously, you have to make her face her worst fear in order to overcome it. Rent clown suit, crawl under her bed and when she starts to fall asleep start crawling out, calling her name in your most sinister voice. She will scream and jump, thatís the crucial moment when you simply have to be faster, grab her by the legs and start pulling her under the bed. You donít have to actually pull her all the way under the bed, sheíll be unconscious or in state of shock by then anyway.

Iíve heard electricity has healing effects on human body. How should I apply it? Is particular voltage and amperage significant?

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