Obviously, itís not enough to simply jump out the window or off the bridge and flap your arms. You have to wear bathrobe or a trench coat, for sufficient surface that will create flying squirrel or bat effect.
If you donít want to flap your arms that much, stand on airport runway with an open umbrella and ride the airwaves of planes that take off.
My nose is running, I have to constantly wipe it, what should I do?
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained" Mark Twain
Posted 10 October 2011 - 12:50 AM
Ask them if they can pay you in cash because you have a few debts that could be garnished. Ask them to forgive your criminal record, that you did community service and 2 years probation so your time is served. Ask how many smoke breaks are allowed and if they have B-day parties,if so could they make your cake gluten free.
I need new clothes, what should I do?
The Mighty oak was once a little nut that stood its ground