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#31    rashore

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Posted 10 October 2011 - 07:56 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 10 October 2011 - 06:54 PM, said:

I suggest building an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine powered initially by gerbils. This machine should include at least 368 steps to complete the moving process.

I need to close my pool for the winter. Is there a quick way to do this?


A case of TNT.

I've been invited to a wedding and I despise the bride to be- how do I get out of it?


#32    Princess Tumbleweed

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Posted 11 October 2011 - 04:47 AM

Blow it up with dynomite

I want a tattoo removed

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#33    BiffSplitkins

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Posted 11 October 2011 - 12:04 PM

Use a belt sander. I heard that's the only thing that really works.


How can I get better gas mileage with my car?

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#34    aNoNymOus XO

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 12:09 AM

ooh thats easy...kill our world leaders and fix the gas prices.

i keep puting forgetting why im walking into the kitchen. how do i remember and keep from walking there ten times accomplishing nothing?


#35    thatRobGuy

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 12:20 AM

Put a fridge in the living room!

How can I find something to watch on tv with only 5 million channels that are all the same thing?

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 12:30 AM

Ste Acquire a bunch of black boxes, route them through a bunch of different cables and hook them up to the television with 1 million power strips.

Find a way for me to catch UFOs.

UFO =/= ALIEN SPACECRAFT
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#37    aNoNymOus XO

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 12:31 AM

close your eyes and pick a channel. or throw your tv out the window and pic up a book ;)

how do i keep from dropping my glasses in the toilet?


#38    Bracket

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 02:17 AM

Preemptively put them in the toilet before they fall in.

Somebody stole my car. What should i do?

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

#39    aNoNymOus XO

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 02:23 AM

steal someone else's.

my mom is annoying me, how do i stop her?


#40    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 05:13 PM

Invite her to freely take more part in your personal decisions. Mothers are known to back off if you want them to pick your personal life apart.

I'm going camping for few days, is there anything I should pack?

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 05:25 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 12 October 2011 - 05:13 PM, said:

Invite her to freely take more part in your personal decisions. Mothers are known to back off if you want them to pick your personal life apart.

I'm going camping for few days, is there anything I should pack?

Children that aren't yours - without notifying the parents.

I've got a nasty cold, how do I deal with it?


#42    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 05:34 PM

View PostRanyhyn, on 12 October 2011 - 05:25 PM, said:

Children that aren't yours - without notifying the parents.

I've got a nasty cold, how do I deal with it?
Snort kitty litter, it will absorb snot. If you’re running the fever too, sit in draught, that will cool you down.

How to change the world... tricky part: for better?

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#43    aNoNymOus XO

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 08:48 PM

blow it up and creat a new world.

i am hungry but i dont feel like chewing...what do i do?


#44    Princess Tumbleweed

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 12:13 AM

drink a gallon of water non stop without taking a breath

I want to get out of this town

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 12:21 AM

Burn it to the ground and start a new one.

I need tons of money so people will think I'm awesome, where do I get it?

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