throw it out. if you dont have one you cant forget it.
im really really angry. how do i get rid of this feeling?
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 09:45 AM
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 10:00 AM
Read a lot about politics. That should calm you down and make you realize this world is actually paradise.
Charge my battery.
Charge my battery.
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 11:25 AM
Hold the battery in one hand and stick your finger in a live socket with the other.
How do I get a red wine stain out of a white blouse?
How do I get a red wine stain out of a white blouse?
"I warn you, whoever you are, oh you who wish to probe the arcanes of nature, if you do not find within yourself that which you seek, neither shall you find it outside.
If you ignore the excellencies of your own house, how do you intend to find other excellencies?
In you is hidden the treasure of treasures, Oh man, know thyself and you shall know the Universe and the Gods."
Inscription - Temple of Delphi
If you ignore the excellencies of your own house, how do you intend to find other excellencies?
In you is hidden the treasure of treasures, Oh man, know thyself and you shall know the Universe and the Gods."
Inscription - Temple of Delphi
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 11:36 AM
Well, you could cut the stained part out, but I suggest immersing the whole blouse in red wine.
What can I use instead of toothpaste?
What can I use instead of toothpaste?
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 06:14 PM
Bleach mixed with Ajax
I'm feeling sad, how can I get happy?
I'm feeling sad, how can I get happy?
The Mighty oak was once a little nut that stood its ground
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 06:25 PM
Go get some Ecstacy, and remember: Two pills are always better than one!
I have lost my keys today. How do I get inside my house?
I have lost my keys today. How do I get inside my house?
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 06:37 PM
Through the chimney, of course.
What’s the best way to clean a fish tank?
What’s the best way to clean a fish tank?
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 06:55 PM
Bring it with you to the tub when you're taking a bath.
How do I make sure that I have a good relationship with my boss?
How do I make sure that I have a good relationship with my boss?
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 07:10 PM
Offer him some "relief" when he is having a stressful day.
What should I buy my girlfriend for her birthday?
What should I buy my girlfriend for her birthday?
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 07:37 PM
I bet she'd love one of these...
What should I have for dinner?
What should I have for dinner?
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 04:25 PM
Roadkill.
My hands are cold, how could I keep them warm?
My hands are cold, how could I keep them warm?
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 04:32 PM
Two minutes on High in the microwave should do nicely.
Where should I go for my next vacation?
Where should I go for my next vacation?
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 04:39 PM
Croatia, of course. I’ll buy you one of those “I survived holiday in Croatia” tees if you do actually survive.
What’s the best way to travel?
What’s the best way to travel?
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 04:55 PM
Hot air balloon. I suggest launching from a nice location in Tornado Alley though.
What's the best way to give my cat a bath?
What's the best way to give my cat a bath?
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 05:06 PM
You need one large fish tank with some live fish. Just leave it somewhere in the house and cat will soon be in it. Then add some shampoo and let nature take its course.
(This is actually insane but almost good advice.)
How should I protect my ears from wind?
(This is actually insane but almost good advice.)
How should I protect my ears from wind?
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