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#61    aNoNymOus XO

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Posted 16 October 2011 - 09:45 AM

throw it out. if you dont have one you cant forget it.

im really really angry. how do i get rid of this feeling?


#62    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 16 October 2011 - 10:00 AM

Read a lot about politics. That should calm you down and make you realize this world is actually paradise.

Charge my battery.

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Posted 16 October 2011 - 11:25 AM

Hold the battery in one hand and stick your finger in a live socket with the other.

How do I get a red wine stain out of a white blouse?

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#64    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 16 October 2011 - 11:36 AM

Well, you could cut the stained part out, but I suggest immersing the whole blouse in red wine.

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Posted 16 October 2011 - 06:14 PM

Bleach mixed with Ajax

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Posted 16 October 2011 - 06:25 PM

Go get some Ecstacy, and remember: Two pills are always better than one!

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#67    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 16 October 2011 - 06:37 PM

Through the chimney, of course.

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Posted 16 October 2011 - 06:55 PM

Bring it with you to the tub when you're taking a bath.

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Posted 16 October 2011 - 07:10 PM

Offer him some "relief" when he is having a stressful day.

What should I buy my girlfriend for her birthday?


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Posted 16 October 2011 - 07:37 PM

I bet she'd love one of these...

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#71    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 04:25 PM

Roadkill.

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 04:32 PM

Two minutes on High in the microwave should do nicely.



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#73    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 04:39 PM

Croatia, of course. I’ll buy you one of those “I survived holiday in Croatia” tees if you do actually survive.

What’s the best way to travel?

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 04:55 PM

Hot air balloon. I suggest launching from a nice location in Tornado Alley though.



What's the best way to give my cat a bath?

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#75    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 05:06 PM

You need one large fish tank with some live fish. Just leave it somewhere in the house and cat will soon be in it. Then add some shampoo and let nature take its course.
(This is actually insane but almost good advice.)

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