Hello Reality and all that is True
When Oxymoron was defined it was just for you
Posted 16 October 2011 - 11:25 AM
Hold the battery in one hand and stick your finger in a live socket with the other.
How do I get a red wine stain out of a white blouse?
"I warn you, whoever you are, oh you who wish to probe the arcanes of nature, if you do not find within yourself that which you seek, neither shall you find it outside.
If you ignore the excellencies of your own house, how do you intend to find other excellencies?
In you is hidden the treasure of treasures, Oh man, know thyself and you shall know the Universe and the Gods."
You need one large fish tank with some live fish. Just leave it somewhere in the house and cat will soon be in it. Then add some shampoo and let nature take its course.
(This is actually insane but almost good advice.)