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#1    jugoso

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 06:42 PM

The idea behind this thread is that you need to make up your own How many__________ does it take to change a lightbulb joke or add an answer to someone else´s that you think is funny.


I´ll start the ball rolling.
Q. How many Mexicans does it tale to change a light-bulb?
A. (shrugs shoulders)

I usually get a kick out of the fact that my Mexican friends don´t get it at first and usually shrug back waiting for the answer where as the foreigners get it right away.

Edited by jugoso, 08 October 2011 - 06:55 PM.

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 06:44 PM

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
just the one, but the light bulb really has to want to change........

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 06:47 PM

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
just the one, but it takes a whole team of medical staff to get it out again...............

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 06:54 PM

View Postmaca02, on 08 October 2011 - 06:44 PM, said:

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
just the one, but the light bulb really has to want to change........
Originals please!!! :tu:

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 07:07 PM

How many skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb?

  I am not sure, they are still fighting over if it exists to start with.

(Much love skeptics, you all make sure the world actually works!)

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 07:42 PM

How many EMOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb...
They don't! They prefer to cut themselves in the dark.


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Posted 08 October 2011 - 07:45 PM

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it, they watch it burn out & then follow it around for 30 years!


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Posted 09 October 2011 - 12:41 PM

Hereīs one that should get a lot of play:

Q. How many UM members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Donīt worry about it. Ruan Wen Xian saw it coming and changed it already.

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 03:14 AM

How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them... one to do it and the rest to nag over how much better the old one was

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 03:35 AM

View PostSrslytho, on 12 October 2011 - 03:14 AM, said:

How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them... one to do it and the rest to nag over how much better the old one was
I'd take offense but it's true.


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Posted 14 October 2011 - 01:08 AM

Q. How many UM moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to turn the bulb and the other to ensure it has been "threaded" correctly.

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 03:07 PM

View PostBiff Wellington, on 08 October 2011 - 07:42 PM, said:

How many EMOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb...
They don't! They prefer to cut themselves in the dark.

Haha, brilliant. :rofl:

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 11:25 AM

How many people with a scat fetish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to hold the stool.

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