jugoso Posted October 8, 2011 #1 Share Posted October 8, 2011 (edited) The idea behind this thread is that you need to make up your own How many__________ does it take to change a lightbulb joke or add an answer to someone else´s that you think is funny. I´ll start the ball rolling. Q. How many Mexicans does it tale to change a light-bulb? A. (shrugs shoulders) I usually get a kick out of the fact that my Mexican friends don´t get it at first and usually shrug back waiting for the answer where as the foreigners get it right away. Edited October 8, 2011 by jugoso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maca02 Posted October 8, 2011 #2 Share Posted October 8, 2011 How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ? just the one, but the light bulb really has to want to change........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maca02 Posted October 8, 2011 #3 Share Posted October 8, 2011 How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb ? just the one, but it takes a whole team of medical staff to get it out again............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugoso Posted October 8, 2011 Author #4 Share Posted October 8, 2011 How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ? just the one, but the light bulb really has to want to change........ Originals please!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSquirrel Posted October 8, 2011 #5 Share Posted October 8, 2011 How many skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb? I am not sure, they are still fighting over if it exists to start with. (Much love skeptics, you all make sure the world actually works!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted October 8, 2011 #6 Share Posted October 8, 2011 How many EMOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb... They don't! They prefer to cut themselves in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted October 8, 2011 #7 Share Posted October 8, 2011 How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't change it, they watch it burn out & then follow it around for 30 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugoso Posted October 9, 2011 Author #8 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Here´s one that should get a lot of play: Q. How many UM members does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Don´t worry about it. Ruan Wen Xian saw it coming and changed it already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylight1 Posted October 12, 2011 #9 Share Posted October 12, 2011 How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them... one to do it and the rest to nag over how much better the old one was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted October 12, 2011 #10 Share Posted October 12, 2011 How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them... one to do it and the rest to nag over how much better the old one was I'd take offense but it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugoso Posted October 14, 2011 Author #11 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Q. How many UM moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Two. One to turn the bulb and the other to ensure it has been "threaded" correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Mercury Posted November 19, 2011 #12 Share Posted November 19, 2011 How many EMOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb... They don't! They prefer to cut themselves in the dark. Haha, brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratte Posted February 4, 2012 #13 Share Posted February 4, 2012 How many people with a scat fetish does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to hold the stool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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