Still Waters Posted October 26, 2011 #1 Share Posted October 26, 2011 A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, according to state media."I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper. Read more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike G Posted October 26, 2011 #2 Share Posted October 26, 2011 There are just so many jokes, I can't decide on just one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp Posted October 26, 2011 #3 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Well he currently made an ass of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booNyzarC Posted October 26, 2011 #4 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I sure do enjoy heart warming love stories like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert1 Posted October 26, 2011 #5 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Wow! A love story for the ages. Does this man understand exactly what kind of jackass he really is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greywolf Posted October 27, 2011 #6 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Wonder what he was drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samael Posted October 27, 2011 #7 Share Posted October 27, 2011 She should have stayed away from Pleasure Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey14 Posted October 27, 2011 #8 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Well now we know where Sarah Jessica Parker goes for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undertheflow Posted October 27, 2011 #9 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I... uh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie333 Posted October 27, 2011 #10 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) HA,HA,HA,HA,HA. I JUST CANNOT GO THERE, LOL Too funny. What did he want for 25 bucks? LOL Edited October 27, 2011 by Robbie333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metaniel Posted October 27, 2011 #11 Share Posted October 27, 2011 ...what? o.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBravo Posted October 27, 2011 #12 Share Posted October 27, 2011 "He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute" Just curious to what he means by $25, since 25 Zimbabwean dollar is probably not even worth 0.0000001 American dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamptick Posted October 27, 2011 #13 Share Posted October 27, 2011 If I said what I really thought, I would probably get banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike G Posted October 27, 2011 #14 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Well now we know where Sarah Jessica Parker goes for fun. Ouch. I think you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xYlvax Posted October 27, 2011 #15 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I wonder what he was smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaneSilvermoon Posted October 27, 2011 #16 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Wait.. is this the guy whose wife aged 50 years in a day again? :-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie333 Posted October 27, 2011 #17 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) Wait.. is this the guy whose wife aged 50 years in a day again? :-p Okay, okay, I admit it. This happened to me once but nothing happened !!! Edited October 27, 2011 by Robbie333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AI Construct Posted October 27, 2011 #18 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) Man claims woman turned in to a donkey Was this before or after the man was caught s####### a donkey. Edited October 27, 2011 by AI Construct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnostic-deity Posted October 27, 2011 #19 Share Posted October 27, 2011 i hate it when that happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamdee1 Posted October 27, 2011 #20 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) Hey, don't laugh, that donkey's my sister. Edited October 27, 2011 by iamdee1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unseen Posted October 27, 2011 #21 Share Posted October 27, 2011 There was this one time after a long night of drinking that I woke up to a girl that sure looked like a donkey.Never drink SOTOL and try to chase it with beer,Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamdee1 Posted October 28, 2011 #22 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I sure do enjoy heart warming love stories like this. What would we call their offspring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 28, 2011 #23 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I feel sorry for the donkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamdee1 Posted October 28, 2011 #24 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I feel sorry for the donkey! You made me laugh I never saw that coming. I used to tell the kids, when you choose a mate, make sure you choose a good one. Some things won't come off with Ajax. Just saying...he's a nasty boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted October 28, 2011 #25 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Wonder what he was drinking? i'm thinkin he shouldn't have eaten the worm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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