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"THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT" (PARODY)


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#1    HATHORS LAMP

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 06:26 PM

INTERIOR-PRESS CONFERENCE ROMM-EARLY MORNING

(REPORTER)

-Will the president responds to Newt Gingrich allegations of conducting a "Class Warfare" soon?

The president Obama steps in leaving his top advisers and the bodyguards 10 feet behind...

(OBAMA)

- Yes he will! The last couple of months Newt Gingrich has been attacking me of being using rich americans to blame my incompetence and my natural lack of leadership... For the records! Being a liberal like I am requires both otherwise Nancy Pelosy and Reid kick my butt away from the White House.

(OBAMA CONTINUES)

... For the records, I am the one blaming rich americans and the one without leadership, but who are you Newt?

America is not easy.... America is advanced citizenship.

We have serious problem and I'm not the least interested in solving it. I'm interested in two things and two things only: Getting re-elected in 2012 and buying Michelle a Lexus SUV...

You want a fight? you better keep it with me, Newt cause the Pipeline is out of your league.

Newt Gingrich problems is not that he is better than I am as a leader, Newt problems is that he can't sell it!

the pipeline has nothing to do with my plan, Newt. You better take it with the other rep candidates and leave me in peace for a while.

You step in front of a microphone and you call me a "marxist"... Marx has nothing wrong, Newt. He fought for the rights of the blue collar workers and the building of a Comunist nation, you want a debate, Newt? You better take it with me!

(OBAMA SHOWS TEARS IN HIS EYES AND CONTINUE)

... I'VE loved two pets in my life, I lost one to cancer and I lost the other because I was getting of from AIR FORCE ONE and the d... dog got stuck in the proppels...nasty!

Today I will sent two proposals to the house; one is the reduction of opportunities to invest capital in this country and the other is the HEALTH CARE... As for now the Health care no longer exist, I will throw it up and stick it in Pelosi's rearend! You can hope to prevent sickness without taking more money from the already poor people and the rich together. I will write one that makes sense.

We need serious candidates and you, Newt are ahead in the polls for a few points, I am Barack Obama and I am the PRESIDENT!

(MUSIC AND THE AIDS TRYING TO CATCH UP WITH HIM)

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 07:02 PM

This is a parody of what? Obama? I don't get it. This does not resemble Obama at all.

And what is "advanced citizenship"?


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Posted 21 December 2011 - 07:08 PM

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 07:25 PM

More to come from the same movie tonite! :)

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 08:30 PM

Wow. Mr. Obama isn't awesome, but neither is Mr. Gingrich.


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Posted 21 December 2011 - 09:06 PM

Tonight the love drama will continue with the State Dinner in honor to the Colombian president and his wife. Don't miss it! :)

Tonight the love drama will continue with the State Dinner in honor to the Colombian president and his wife. Don't miss it! :)

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 03:24 AM

View Postrandym23, on 21 December 2011 - 07:08 PM, said:

love this!

THE STATE DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE
Lady GAGA is staying at her sister’s apartment until her own is ready to move in.
The phone rings
LADY GAGA
Hello Richard! No Richard I don’t want to hear you Barack Obama’s imitation.
SISTER
I wanna hear it!
LADY GAGA
Bye Richard!
After a while the phone rings again.
LADY GAGA
I don’t believe it!
SISTER
You want me to answer the phone?
LADY GAGA
Oh, no! I made the ridicule in front of everyone during the EMMY AWARDS, Richard… I can handle it myself!
Hello?
BARACK OBAMA
Gaga?
LADY GAGA
(talking to her sister ironically)
Oh, It’s Barack Obama! Wow, Richard you are a heck of a ride!
BARACK OBAMA
No! It’s the president not Richard!
LADY GAGA
It’s was good that you called since I forgot to tell you how nice azz you had…
BARACK OBAMA
No, It’s Obama not Richard…
LADY GAGA
Bye Richard!
BARACK OBAMA
Gaga! Please, hang up the phone! Hang up the phone and call 555-5555 and ask to talk with the president!
LADY GAGA
I can’t believe this! (sister ask “what’s going on?”) I can’t believe that I did this twice in one day!
Lady Gaga dial the number given by Obama and is transferred to Obama’s phone.
(CONTINUES)
Mr. President… maybe there is a form of apology, a word to say sorry… I don’t quite have it right now; come to think of it: how did you get this number?
BARACK OBAMA
I don’t know maybe Kim Kardashian?
Let’s going to the point… The Colombians have elected themselves a new dictator and we are going to have an expensive dinner paid for by the tax payers and I was thinking, and you are in no obligation-law, but I was thinking that you and I could go together… and that’s why I called you.
Lady Gaga is confused and after 5 seconds responds.
LADY GAGA
Mr. president: I’m honor to represent you in that dinner, I’m ready to the task, Sr.! I won’t let you down…
BARACK OBAMA
We are only having dinner and some joint (chief of staff you know…) we are not going to do espionage or anything…
LADY GAGA
Of course! How do I do? I  mean… should I wear the red meat again like the Emmy Award or maybe nude…
BARACK OBAMA
I will have a very nice lady calling you, Nancy Pelosi. When she calls you and tell you her name Nancy Pelosi, it will help to give the benefit of the doubt.
LADY GAGA
Mr. president… Thanks! It’s my first with a president…
BARACK OBAMA
Me too! Since Michelle and the kids are in Japan.
(continues with the State Dinner at the White House)

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 03:47 AM

THE ACTUAL STATE DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
Barack Obama is sit with Lady Gaga who is representing an absent Michelle, two other extras, Axelrod and his wife and the Colombian president accompanied by his wife. The music played by an orchestra is creating a nice environment and the dinner is about to be served. Lady Gaga realized that Jose, the Colombian president and his partner are bored and try to make Obama aware of it.
BARACK OBAMA
(Looking at the direction of Axelrod’s wife)
Do you speak Spanish?
AXELROD’S WIFE
Latin! I speak Latin!
BARACK OBAMA
Ok! Next time Julius Cesar comes to town you are up…
LADY GAGA
(surprising everyone)
Sr. presidente, es cierto que la cocaina que ud. Exporta es de mas calidad?
JOSE
Creo que mejor alguien baile y despues hablamos del tema.
BARACK OBAMA
You are not deciding our trade agreement with Colombia… are you?
LADY GAGA
No! I was asking Jose why the cocaine imported from Colombia is better and stronger than before.
JOSE
I said to her that someone better dance and we talk about this later.
JOSE’S WIFE
Absolutamente!
BARACK OBAMA
Lady Gaga would you dance with me?
LADY GAGA
YES… I guess… I mean, yes Sr.!
Lady Gaga and Obama begin dancing and Gaga ask a question to the president
LADY GAGA
How you do it?
BARACK OBAMA
Henry Reid’s dancing class…
LADY GAGA
No, I mean how you do it? Two hundred pair of eyes are looking at this girl with one question: “Who is she and why is she dancing with the president?”
BARACK OBAMA
Well… Let’s clarify this point… Two hundred pair of eyes are not focused on you, they are focused on me and the answers are Lady Gaga, because you endorse my presidency before.
(Will continue with the first dinner and the dish room)

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 03:54 AM

View PostHATHORS LAMP, on 22 December 2011 - 03:24 AM, said:

THE STATE DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE
Lady GAGA is staying at her sister’s apartment until her own is ready to move in.
The phone rings
LADY GAGA
Hello Richard! No Richard I don’t want to hear you Barack Obama’s imitation.
SISTER
I wanna hear it!
LADY GAGA
Bye Richard!
After a while the phone rings again.
LADY GAGA
I don’t believe it!
SISTER
You want me to answer the phone?
LADY GAGA
Oh, no! I made the ridicule in front of everyone during the EMMY AWARDS, Richard… I can handle it myself!
Hello?
BARACK OBAMA
Gaga?
LADY GAGA
(talking to her sister ironically)
Oh, It’s Barack Obama! Wow, Richard you are a heck of a ride!
BARACK OBAMA
No! It’s the president not Richard!
LADY GAGA
It’s was good that you called since I forgot to tell you how nice azz you had…
BARACK OBAMA
No, It’s Obama not Richard…
LADY GAGA
Bye Richard!
BARACK OBAMA
Gaga! Please, hang up the phone! Hang up the phone and call 555-5555 and ask to talk with the president!
LADY GAGA
I can’t believe this! (sister ask “what’s going on?”) I can’t believe that I did this twice in one day!
Lady Gaga dial the number given by Obama and is transferred to Obama’s phone.
(CONTINUES)
Mr. President… maybe there is a form of apology, a word to say sorry… I don’t quite have it right now; come to think of it: how did you get this number?
BARACK OBAMA
I don’t know maybe Kim Kardashian?
Let’s going to the point… The Colombians have elected themselves a new dictator and we are going to have an expensive dinner paid for by the tax payers and I was thinking, and you are in no obligation-law, but I was thinking that it may be fun and we could go together… and that’s why I called you.
Lady Gaga is confused and after 5 seconds responds.
LADY GAGA
Mr. president: I’m honor to represent you in that dinner, I’m ready to the task, Sr.! I won’t let you down…
BARACK OBAMA
We are only having dinner and some joint (chief of staff you know…) we are not going to do espionage or anything…
LADY GAGA
Of course! How do I do? I  mean… should I wear the red meat again like the Emmy Award or maybe nude with only a white wig...
BARACK OBAMA
I will have a very nice lady calling you, Nancy Pelosi. When she calls you and tell you her name Nancy Pelosi, it will help to give the benefit of the doubt.
LADY GAGA
Mr. president… Thanks! It’s my first with a president…
BARACK OBAMA
Me too! Since Michelle and the kids are in Japan.
(continues with the State Dinner at the White House)


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Posted 22 December 2011 - 04:08 AM

THE PRESIDENT INVITES LADY GAGA TO HAVE CASUAL DINNER WITH HIM AND ONE OF THE GIRLS
Lady Gaga is wearing a blue wig and a dress made by bones, the little girl comes to welcome her and introduce herself.
LADY GAGA
Where is your father?
LITTLE GIRL
My father told me to tell you that he is on the phone with the Israel prime minister, he wants you to believe that he is doing presidential things…
LADY GAGA
You dad is at the phone with the Israel PM?
LITTLE GIRL
Of course not! He is at the phone with the owner of the video store around the corner… they are discussing an abbreviation I can’t never remember…
LADY GAGA
M.I.4?
LITTLE GIRL
Yeah!
LADY GAGA
Mission Impossible four?
The president enters the room…
LADY GAGA
How is the situation with Israel?
BARACK OBAMA
Oh! Fine! A lot of sand they say…
LADY GAGA
You have an illegal DVD movie coming in from the video store around the corner.
Barack Obama grabs her daughter’s ears and they all begin to dine.

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 04:59 AM

For those that have no clue where this PARODY comes from I copied some links:

Dinner invite to the state dinner in the White House:



Edited by HATHORS LAMP, 22 December 2011 - 05:01 AM.

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 05:06 AM

View PostFLOMBIE, on 21 December 2011 - 07:02 PM, said:

This is a parody of what? Obama? I don't get it. This does not resemble Obama at all.

And what is "advanced citizenship"?

The "Colombian Dinner" with Jose:



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Posted 22 December 2011 - 05:14 AM



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Posted 22 December 2011 - 01:42 PM

View Postrashore, on 21 December 2011 - 08:30 PM, said:

Wow. Mr. Obama isn't awesome, but neither is Mr. Gingrich.

CONCLUSION OF THE PARODY

(VOICE OF A TV CORRESPONDENT)

"We are only minutes Aaway from president Barack Obama delivering his speech in the State of the Union Address... Do you know what type of activities is the president engaged in?...

BARACK OBAMA
I've been trying to give you this but somehow it always came something in between...

LADY GAGA
(Smiling in her purple dress with a green wig on)

They are beautiful! Thanks!

JENNY
It's time Mr. president!

LADY GAGA
(confused)
Should I stay here?

BARACK OBAMA
No... walk with me.

IN THE CORRIDOR THAT LEADS TO THE HALL

LADY GAGA
(SMILING)
How did you manage...?

BARACK OBAMA
Manage what?

LADY GAGA
Being president and giving a singer plants?

BARACK OBAMA

It turns out I had a "marihuana garden"!


A VOICE ANNOUNCE...

Mr. Speaker! The president of the United States!

THE END.

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 02:41 PM

INSIDE LADY GAGA’S APPARTMENT AFTER SHE MOVED IN
Lady Gaga’s sister enters the room with a box…
SISTER
Gaga this box only says miscellanea, is it gun’s miscellanea or drug miscellanea?
Lady Gaga seems preoccupied and she is handling her things carelessly
Why I had to kiss him? (talking to herself)
SISTER
You kissed him!?
Lady Gaga moves her head confirming it.
SISTER
You didn’t mentioned that… Where!
LADY GAGA
In the “Dish Room”!... The China Room!
SISTER
No! Where in his body?
LADY GAGA
His butt! Oh! This has catastrophe written all over…
SISTER
In what language? Gaga, the guy is a Marxist, a communist, he built” Solyndra”, is above an average dancer… Isn’t it possible that your expectations are a little bit too high?
Phone rings…
SISTER
Answer the phone! Answer the phone! Answer the d… phone!...



Oh! One last thing:

I am the author of this PARODY and I am giving you and everyone who wants to print, copy or produce it in a movie my complete conscent.I authorize everyone to read it, copy or use it as paper toillet. Thanks!

Edited by HATHORS LAMP, 22 December 2011 - 02:46 PM.

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