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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 04:34 PM

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A US firm has created a toaster that creates an image of Jesus on every single slice it creates.

Vernon-based Burnt Impressions created the Jesus Toaster which is on sale for the equivalent of £22.

Creator Galen Diveley came up with the idea after reports of people seeing apparitions of Jesus in slices of toast, and other inanimate objects.

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 06:03 PM

I so want one!


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Posted 24 December 2011 - 07:13 PM

This will make my mornings far more convenient, as I require at least one likeness of our lord and saviour to consume for every breakfast.

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 05:23 AM

funny, Thanks. :rofl:
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Posted 25 December 2011 - 11:41 AM

View PostOmnaka, on 25 December 2011 - 05:23 AM, said:

funny, Thanks. :rofl:
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No, not funny. Just stupid.

Another example of someone with too much time on their hands. Looking for money. In a toaster.


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Posted 25 December 2011 - 12:26 PM

Hay if it works don't be mad just cuz you arn't smart enough to think of it :P


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Posted 25 December 2011 - 12:50 PM

I wonder if you can adjust the settings - so the 'Jesus' isn't actually burned into the toast. I like my toast brown.


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Posted 25 December 2011 - 12:55 PM

! know that many people will think this is another money making fraud,when I write to the press that I have a piece of toast with the face of Jesus on it. Just making a fuzzy photo and I can retire gracefully.


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Posted 25 December 2011 - 01:27 PM

Then someone can say Jesus Christ! You burned my toast :angry:


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Posted 25 December 2011 - 02:21 PM

View PostAntilles, on 25 December 2011 - 11:41 AM, said:

No, not funny. Just stupid.

Another example of someone with too much time on their hands. Looking for money. In a toaster.
I wish I had thought of the idea of programming a toaster to create an image on a slice of toast.

It's a multi-million dollar idea. The thing is to use an inexpensive computer program within a toaster, to enable selection of a specific image one would like to be embedded in their slice of toast.

Anyone who corners this niche market will become rich. Sadly, this idea imo can not be patented, so it will be manufacturers such as Kenwood et al who first up with their toaster in the supermarkets who will make the most profits. :tu:

Sadly, nobody is likely to send me a cheque for this idea, :hmm:
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Posted 25 December 2011 - 02:57 PM

View PostKarlis, on 25 December 2011 - 02:21 PM, said:

I wish I had thought of the idea of programming a toaster to create an image on a slice of toast.

It's a multi-million dollar idea. The thing is to use an inexpensive computer program within a toaster, to enable selection of a specific image one would like to be embedded in their slice of toast.

Anyone who corners this niche market will become rich. Sadly, this idea imo can not be patented, so it will be manufacturers such as Kenwood et al who first up with their toaster in the supermarkets who will make the most profits. :tu:

Sadly, nobody is likely to send me a cheque for this idea, :hmm:
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This has existed for a while, there's hundreds of toasters that give you different designs. It only surprises me that it took this long to make a Jesus toaster,  I thought they made one ages ago.


View PostAntilles, on 25 December 2011 - 11:41 AM, said:

No, not funny. Just stupid.

Another example of someone with too much time on their hands. Looking for money. In a toaster.
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Posted 25 December 2011 - 03:17 PM

They're ripping off the idea of burning the symbol of your favourite hockey team on to your slice of toast. :P


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Posted 25 December 2011 - 04:25 PM

View PostAlienated Being, on 25 December 2011 - 03:17 PM, said:

They're ripping off the idea of burning the symbol of your favourite hockey team on to your slice of toast. :P
That's okay, as much as I like the Canadiens, I'm pretty confident the son of God could beat them in a play off.

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 04:33 PM

View PostDoctor_Strangelove, on 25 December 2011 - 04:25 PM, said:

That's okay, as much as I like the Canadiens, I'm pretty confident the son of God could beat them in a play off.
;) I dunno about that... They've won the most Stanley cups out of all of the NHL teams. They're not doing as well as I'd like this season, so maybe you are right about Jesus being able to beat them.

Edited by Alienated Being, 25 December 2011 - 04:34 PM.


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Posted 25 December 2011 - 05:43 PM

I would like a toaster with Thor, but the hammer would fry the breakers each time I would use it. :P

Edited by Paracelse, 25 December 2011 - 05:43 PM.

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