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[Still Waters]

www.telegraph.co.uk said:

A woman claims she can see the face of Jesus in the creases of a drying sock.

Sarah Crane, 38, said she was stunned when she saw a bearded man staring back at her from the laundry line.

Her boyfriend agreed the crumpled grey "holy sock" bore an uncanny likeness to the traditional image of Christ, and the couple took photographs to show their friends.

They even talked about creating a shrine to the sock but then the face was lost when they moved it.

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[Englishgent]

oh dear

[thedutchiedutch]

Great, now we got a "holy sock"         

[Bavarian Raven]

maybe if i wear those socks, i'll get luck luck on my next exam?

[FLOMBIE]

thedutchiedutch, on 28 December 2011 - 03:21 PM, said:

Great, now we got a "holy sock"         

ALL GLORY TO THE HOLY SOCK!

[Skittel]

I've always wondered how someone can claim specifically that he or she is seeing "Jesus" considering there is so much debate on what he even looked like. Some people think he was black, some think he was middle-eastern...fat Jesus, clean-cut Jesus, ugly Jesus, perfect Jesus. Dude has more forms than Frieza.

But in all seriousness, that's a bit of a leap to say that something is indisputably Jesus. I could make the argument that she actually saw CM Punk circa 2010.

Edited by Skittel, 29 December 2011 - 05:26 AM.

[Beckys_Mom]

Seen everywhere... on pancakes, toast, toasters, soup, bread, shop receipts, cliff tops and now  .....socks...!!  He sure turns up in some really wired places eh?  

It seems a lot of these kind of stories are coming out thicker and faster these days... next it will be -  I was mopping up a mess from my dog .. and low and behold.. I looked at the cloth afterwards and  there he was !!

[Beckys_Mom]

thedutchiedutch, on 28 December 2011 - 03:21 PM, said:

Great, now we got a "holy sock"         

If you wore it and someone said - man your feet stink.. you could take offence and say -  Don't be blasphemous .. That's Jesus  on my sock  

[willowdreams]

yanno.. we honestly do not know what Jesus looked like.. wouldnt it be amazing if it turns out that this face everyone thinks is his, is actually satans?

isn't it satan who is always trying to steal your sole soul?

[schizoidwoman]

Beckys_Mom, on 29 December 2011 - 10:21 PM, said:

If you wore it and someone said - man your feet stink.. you could take offence and say -  Don't be blasphemous .. That's Jesus  on my sock  

YOu'd never be able to wash it again!

[Beckys_Mom]

schizoidwoman, on 30 December 2011 - 12:43 PM, said:

YOu'd never be able to wash it again!

I'd stick it on ebay.. it is full of people who would actually be foolish enough to pay for that sock  lol

[libstaK]

"They even talked about creating a shrine to the sock but then the face was lost when they moved it."

Sooooo when the sock was hanging from a clothesline at a certain location, under a certain light and crumpled in a certain way it was deemed to look like Jesus if you believed he actually looked a certain way .

Them thinking of "creating a shrine" to a sock hanging on a clotheslines screams mind altering substance abuse - a cautionary tale.

[Jello]

Seems like they're tryin to get as many jesus sightings in as possible before the new year.

[dharma warrior]

The other morning as I was changing my underwear I noticed a brown stain on the crotch. Upon closer inspection I saw that it was the perfect image of Mother Mary changing Baby Jesus's diapers. Now I'm in a quandry, do I launder my tighty whities, or shrine em. I would love to save them for posterity, but I only have a couple other pair of good skivs. What to do???

[Device]

How on earth she spotted that I'll never know.