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#301    Professor T

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 05:41 PM

I'm breaking up with Ouija, because the only outfit I have is a riding cap (that doesn't fit), riding boots & a leather whip. And the only outfit she has (which I admit she also refuses to wear) is a studded black leather halter, breast plate & pooper sack that leaks.. We look ridiculous when we go out.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:58 AM

He sinks my boat.


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Posted 15 December 2013 - 08:18 PM

He smells fruity.

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:14 AM

cause I broke my swifer over his head ...
ya.... didn't like the feel of him . he was a jerk!

Edited by gracy4033, 16 December 2013 - 01:19 AM.

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#305    acute

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 10:38 PM

I'm sick of coming home with ectoplasmic residue all over me!


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Posted 14 January 2014 - 11:15 PM

Because a hedgeless hoglet is just plain weird...lol...i mean how hard is it to find a hedge ?

Edited by Feebs, 14 January 2014 - 11:16 PM.

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#307    acute

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 11:48 PM

Because she thinks she can just waltz into any old hedge and call it her home.


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Posted 17 January 2014 - 07:30 PM

because i have the finest of hedges and yours is the lower class area called a shrub...lol

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 08:35 PM

I'm breaking up with Feebs because she looks down on people in the shruburbs.


#310    ouija ouija

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 09:58 PM

I'm breaking up with acute because it's impossible to have a relationship with someone who is hibernating for 6mths of the year.

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:59 PM

I am breaking up with Weej because she insists on getting out of bed EVERY MORNING!






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Edited by acute, 18 January 2014 - 09:00 PM.


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Posted 19 January 2014 - 03:43 PM

i am breaking up with u before u break up with me x

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 05:42 PM

I'm breaking up with you because you are younger and prettier than me. Being around you makes me feel old and drab :cry:

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:05 AM

because i found out you were cheating on me... with you!

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#315    acute

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 11:22 PM

He told me I look fat in this dress.





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