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#1    ouija ouija

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 04:12 PM

Suppose Bracket was above me: I would be breaking up with him for two reasons, firstly because I don't date inter-species(I was tricked into a blind-date with him originally!) and secondly, who wants to be around someone who is constantly waving a gun around? It really puts a damper on those intimate moments  :(

Okay, off you go ...... let your imagination run riot!

Edited by ouija ouija, 28 December 2011 - 04:13 PM.

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 04:14 PM

Topic SHOULD read: Why are you breaking up with the person immediately above you?  :blush:

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 04:25 PM

View Postouija ouija, on 28 December 2011 - 04:14 PM, said:

Topic SHOULD read: Why are you breaking up with the person immediately above you?  :blush:
No worries - *fixed*  :)

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 04:32 PM

I'm breaking up with Still Waters because she doesn't think about the fact that her words may be hurtful and her aversion to bathing makes me have to breathe through my mouth too much.


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Posted 28 December 2011 - 07:54 PM

:unsure2:

and to think, I wasn't even playing the game  :w00t:

OK *rolls up sleeves*.....I'm breaking up with OverSword, because he's only pretending to be pretending not to give a damn! :P

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 08:13 PM

I'm breaking up with Stillwaters, because when I see her avatar I just want to go all Lennie on that fat little bird, but I can't because it's just a photo.. Sigh, Stillwaters is a tease.


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Posted 28 December 2011 - 09:38 PM

I'm breaking up with rashore because I didn't know she was dating Still Waters and also because things never work out between me and poltergeist's.


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Posted 28 December 2011 - 09:46 PM

View PostOverSword, on 28 December 2011 - 09:38 PM, said:

I'm breaking up with rashore because I didn't know she was dating Still Waters and also because things never work out between me and poltergeist's.

Poltergeist? Not sure how to take that? I'm not a poltergeist, lol.

I'm breaking up woth OverSword for thinking I'm a poltergeist I think..


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Posted 28 December 2011 - 10:09 PM

I'm breaking up with rashore because her avatar reminds me a bit of a spider.

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 10:12 PM

I'm breaking up with Still Waters because she interupted the break-up I was just having with rashore.

(shootI didn't notice that I too am a poltergeist)

Edited by OverSword, 28 December 2011 - 10:14 PM.


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Posted 28 December 2011 - 10:38 PM

lol, I love my avatar, says so much yet so little.

I feel that I should break up with both Still Waters and OverSword as an mutual affair.. We have had some gratuitous partings, but I fear the time has come for the introduction of ending affairs to has come to a close for me. I fear the doubling of unfortunate circumstance has left me unable to partake for a spell.

So I bid adieu, and entreat others to partake of partings sweet sorrows...


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Posted 28 December 2011 - 10:56 PM

And that my friends is what i call closure.


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Posted 29 December 2011 - 12:27 AM

Okay!! Break it up there!! Heavens, that was getting to be almost incestuous ...... stop it, just stop it all of you  :angry: !
(I don't have to spell out why I'm breaking up with you, Over Sword, do I?)

p.s. but thank you, Still Waters for fixing the topic title  :tu:

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Posted 29 December 2011 - 12:40 PM

I'm breaking up with Ouija Ouija because she broke up the threesome-break-up of Still Waters, Rashore and OverSword...

And we all know how difficult a good threesome is... don't we...    ;)


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Posted 29 December 2011 - 02:44 PM

View Postouija ouija, on 29 December 2011 - 12:27 AM, said:

p.s. but thank you, Still Waters for fixing the topic title  :tu:
You're welcome  :)

View PostTaun, on 29 December 2011 - 12:40 PM, said:

I'm breaking up with Ouija Ouija because she broke up the threesome-break-up of Still Waters, Rashore and OverSword...

And we all know how difficult a good threesome is... don't we...    ;)
:w00t: Why did I post in this thread!

Well just for that ^ I'm breaking up with with Taun for implying I was part of a threesome  :unsure2:

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