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#271    Old Man Waffles

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Posted 26 August 2012 - 04:32 PM

i broke up with ouija ouija because of the horse in her profile picture! I don't like horses.


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Posted 26 August 2012 - 07:01 PM

Breaking up with Waffles because she's too old, and more to the point, GRUMPY(look at that avatar!)

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 10:43 AM

breaking up with ouija because there's just not room for more than one equine here and im jealous because she picked a prettier equine than I

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#274    The Mule

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 04:17 PM

Im breaking up with you because of your multiple personality disorder

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 12:48 PM

I'm breaking up with The Mule because he made me waste my 1000th post on this mediocre thread!


#276    The Mule

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 01:31 PM

breaking up with alan cause muley dont go that way

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 04:30 PM

Breaking up with Mule because he never goes the way I want him to go.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#278    acute

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Posted 02 September 2012 - 02:03 PM

I am breaking up with ouija ouija because she has NOT ONCE uploaded an avatar with any connection to her ID.


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Posted 10 September 2012 - 09:53 PM

I'm breaking up with acute alan because I haven't posted in this thread for a while, and he's the last poster before me.

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 10:06 PM

breaking up with SW because she's the wrong kind of horse

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 06:39 PM

I'm breaking up with The Mule because he has dirty hooves.


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Posted 12 September 2012 - 10:42 AM

breaking up with blue star because of her dragon breath

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 12:58 AM

breaking up with The Mule because of all his nay.....saying


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Posted 13 September 2012 - 12:59 AM

breaking up with blue star because that one was BAD!!!

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 01:05 AM

breaking up with The Mule because....he keeps going round in circles...dragging his hooves.





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